The Best 8 Marmalade Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Marmalade jokes. There are some marmalade kumquat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these marmalade jammy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Marmalade Jokes and Puns

To the person who found a pot of marmalade at a Foo Fighters concert last year

That's my jam

When life gives you marmals

Make marmalade

One day mother hen laid an orange.

When they saw it all the other chickens said, "Look what marmalade."

I have no idea how marmalade is made.

I just don't understand its appeal.

Have you heard the latest by Lady Marmalade and the Pectin Pack?

Oh wait, I forgot you don't like jam bands


While walking down the Montmartre in Paris, I'm eating a sandwich. a beautiful woman comes up to me.

She says J'aime .
I said "No, but you're close, it's marmalade!"

My wife said, "Honey, I'm pregnant."

"Don't forget to tell the marmalade, too," I replied.

Why was the young Chicken excited when he saw the farmer?

He wanted to show him the orange marmalade.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the marmalade jello jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working marmalade jelly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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