Marley Jokes

Funniest Marley Short Jokes

Short marley jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The marley humour may include short period jokes also.

1. What did bob marley say when he put his hand in the bread bin? Is this loaf that I'm feeling?
2. My buddy got home today to find his wife had left him... She took his prized Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish.
   Feel sorry for him..... No Woman, No Sky.
3. I found out today that my office photo copier is a huge fan of Bob Marley Because it is always jammin'
4. What did Bob Marley say when he spilled bleech in his washing machine? Everything's gonna be all white!!
5. So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled "One Glove"
6. If Bob Marley is from Jamaica, then why does he have a song about being German and how he wants to be German with you?
7. My girlfriend walked out on me, with my Bob Marley CD and Satellite dish. Oh well, No Woman No Sky.
8. Told to me by a 12YO: "How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?..." "He doesn't like doughnuts. He's dead."
9. Ebenezer Scrooge must have been tripping pretty badly to see all those ghosts He probably popped a Marley
10. No mushrooms, no chives. Bob Marley ordering a pizza.

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Marley One Liners

Which marley one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marley? I can suggest the ones about podcast and remake.

1. Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley? Cause it's always Jammin'
2. What was Bob Marley's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!
3. What do Mariah Carey and Bob Marley have in common? They can both sing really high
4. What did Bob Marley say to the chef? What Jamaican?
5. How does Bob Marley like his toast? With Jamm in
6. Why doesn't Bob Marley eat PB&J sandwiches? Because he's more of a jam man.
7. Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable? Because they're all rasta graphics.
8. 'Marley and Me' has a sequel! It's called 'Me'...
9. What does Bob Marley wear to sleep? pa-jammins
10. They should rename the SA80 to Bob Marley Because it's always jammin'
11. It's crazy they couldn't shut bob marleys coffin when he died It kept jammin
12. What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge? "No, Woman, no pie."
13. Bob Marley in Saudi Arabia I Shot The Sharif
14. The most popular name for kids of Bob Marley fans? .....
    Benjamin
15. Why do printers hate Bob Marley? Cuz he's Jam-makin'

Marley And Me Jokes

Here is a list of funny marley and me jokes and even better marley and me puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer? Because he kept calling "One Love"
• Professor Bob Marley just started teaching a new class this year. It's called Reggaenomics 101
• Did you hear about the time Bob Marley went to the hairdressers? He was dreading it
• I like music by underground artists Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.
• What did Bob Marley say when his miniature house was struck by an earthquake? Every little thing is gonna be alright.
• What is Bob Marley's favorite brand of paint? Ben-jammin' Moore!
• How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? ...He doesn't, he's dead...
• Bob Marley's wife left him... ...No woman, no sky
• Me and my girlfriend were on a cruise, listening to Bob Marley. She said he was Upboat.
• How is Microsoft like Bob Marley? I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Bob Marley Jokes

Here is a list of funny bob marley jokes and even better bob marley puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bob Marley was complaining about the donuts up in heaven... ...because they didn't have any jam in...
• What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common? They both are jamming people.
• Did you hear the one about Bob Marley polishing Napoleons boots? He had to buff a low soldier.
• What kind of car did Bob Marley drive? BMW...... "B"ob "M"arley & the "W"ailers...
• How does Bob Marley like his donuts? After a couple of spliffs.
• What do you call Bob Marley when he wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes
• A bunch of Italians formed a Bob Marley tribute band. They're called the Reggae-Tony's
• What did Bob Marley die of? BLUNT force trauma
  Or
  He got hit with a BLUNT object
• what was bob marley's favourite film? Herbie
• How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Preferably not dead from cancer.

Cheerful Marley Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about marley you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bob marley jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make marley pranks.