The Best 8 Marksman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Marksman jokes. There are some marksman archers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these marksman sniper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Marksman Jokes and Puns

Sadly, the marksman had to give up shooting.

After that, his life was aimless.

What's the difference between a short sighted marksman and a constipated owl?

One can shoot but can't hit..

What do you call an asian marksman?

Precise Lee

What is the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

The poor marksman can shoot all he wants, but he won't hit anything. The constipated owl can hoot all he wants...

What do you call an excellent marksman with bad breath?

No Scope

What do you call an Irish marksman?


What's the difference between an expert marksman and an owl with diarrhea?

One hits whenever he shoots.

A Marksman on our League of Legends team is a bit paranoid.

He tends to hide in random places so nobody could sabotage him before a game.

Does that make him a concealed carry?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the marksman mcqueen puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working marksman cupid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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