Marketplace Jokes
9 marketplace jokes and hilarious marketplace puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marketplace that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article takes a humorous look into the world of marketplace buyers and sellers. Read about the unique and funny stories that arise from Facebook Marketplace and other online retail sites. Learn about the odd items and wares people try to buy and sell, as well as the bizarre interactions between buyers and sellers.
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Hilarious Marketplace Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What is a good marketplace joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two men were lost in a desert...
Dehydrated and dying, the men see a mirage of hundreds and hundreds of tents up ahead. As they get closer, they realize it's not a mirage, but a huge market.
The men stagger into the marketplace, begging everyone around for water, but the first few tents sell only jelly.
Moving on into the market, the men beg and plead for water but the next tents only sell cake.
As the men move forward they're surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of tents selling icecream only, with no water in sight.
The men finally exit the cluster of tents still dehydrated, and dying.
The first man turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or was that really odd?"
The other man replies, "Yeah. It WAS a trifle bazaar..."
What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace?
The best bang for your buck.
An English tourist in a Cairo marketplace was offered a large skull by a street trader
"This is the skull of Great Queen Cleopatra for only One hundred English pound." said the trader.
The tourist says, "No thank you, it's far too expensive."
Then the trader produces a small skull and says, "How about this one?"
The tourist asks, "Whose skull is that?"
The trader replies, "Tis the skull of Great Queen Cleopatra when she was a little girl!"
Amazon is no longer a reliable marketplace for books
I ordered the book "How to scam people online" for Christmas and it still hasn't arrived.
One day, Julius Caesar was in the marketplace with a friend, looking for a celebratory item after coming back from a successful campaign. He was looking towards a bust of his face, carved in marble.
But that was when his friend said: "Hey! Don't get a head of yourself!"
How would you call an online marketplace that is as popular as Amazon in Europe?
Danube *ba dum tsss*
Mad Hatters
Two Indonesians met in the Great Marketplace, and one said to the other: "I can't remember your name, but your Fez is familiar."
An outdoor marketplace just appeared in my town.
Bazaar.
Appointment in Samarra.
A merchant in Baghdad sends his servant to the marketplace for provisions. Shortly, the servant comes home white and trembling and tells him that in the marketplace he was jostled by a woman, whom he recognized as Death, and she made a threatening gesture. Borrowing the merchant's horse, he flees at top speed to Samarra, a distance of about 75 miles (125 km), where he believes Death will not find him. The merchant then goes to the marketplace and finds Death, and asks why she made the threatening gesture. She replies, "That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra."
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