The Best 8 Marketplace Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Marketplace jokes. There are some marketplace emporium jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these marketplace shoppe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Marketplace Jokes and Puns

Two men were lost in a desert...

Dehydrated and dying, the men see a mirage of hundreds and hundreds of tents up ahead. As they get closer, they realize it's not a mirage, but a huge market.

The men stagger into the marketplace, begging everyone around for water, but the first few tents sell only jelly.

Moving on into the market, the men beg and plead for water but the next tents only sell cake.

As the men move forward they're surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of tents selling icecream only, with no water in sight.

The men finally exit the cluster of tents still dehydrated, and dying.

The first man turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or was that really odd?"

The other man replies, "Yeah. It WAS a trifle bazaar..."

What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace?

The best bang for your buck.

An English tourist in a Cairo marketplace was offered a large skull by a street trader

"This is the skull of Great Queen Cleopatra for only One hundred English pound." said the trader.

The tourist says, "No thank you, it's far too expensive."

Then the trader produces a small skull and says, "How about this one?"

The tourist asks, "Whose skull is that?"

The trader replies, "Tis the skull of Great Queen Cleopatra when she was a little girl!"

Marketplace joke, An English tourist in a Cairo marketplace was offered a large skull by a street trader

Tinder is for rookies

Go to Facebook marketplace and search for wedding dresses. It'll show you recently divorced females in your area. From there you can filter by size

One day, Julius Caesar was in the marketplace with a friend, looking for a celebratory item after coming back from a successful campaign. He was looking towards a bust of his face, carved in marble.

But that was when his friend said: "Hey! Don't get a head of yourself!"


How would you call an online marketplace that is as popular as Amazon in Europe?

Danube *ba dum tsss*

Mad Hatters

Two Indonesians met in the Great Marketplace, and one said to the other: "I can't remember your name, but your Fez is familiar."

Marketplace joke, Mad Hatters

An outdoor marketplace just appeared in my town.

Bazaar.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the marketplace vendor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working marketplace consul piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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