Market Crash Jokes
18 market crash jokes and hilarious market crash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about market crash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Market Crash Short Jokes
Short market crash jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The market crash humour may include short stock market jokes also.
- Ups and Downs of Investing I was browsing the stock market earlier, turns out most of the airlines are crashing.
- Guess history repeats itself! We have Electro Swing, another Pandemic, and a Crashing Stock Market! Looks like the Twenties are back again!
- Where did the crooked buisinessman end up when the stock market crashed? In a CELL! SELL! SELL!
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Market Crash One Liners
Which market crash one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with market crash? I can suggest the ones about crash and housing market.
- I put a bull and a bear in a cage to fight. The stock market crashed shortly after...
- The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
- Why did some chemists go broke? The bond market crashed.
- What do you call a stock market c**... in Japan? The "My Yen" Apocalypse
- Hey, Girl Are You The 2008 Housing Market? Cus I wanna c**... at your place.
Market Crash Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about market crash you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean car crash jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make market crash pranks.
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Why is a stock market c**... worse than a divorce?
Because you lose half of your money but your wife is still there
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The Covid 19 Toilet Paper craze was a lot like the Stock Market c**... of 1929
But this time, instead of everyone dumping their stocks, they're stocking for dumps
The US government has been there for us through hard times From the great depression, the numerous market crashes, through pandemics of flu and tragedies like the loss of American lives.
I'm starting to think they're bad luck
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Kids have the lowest standards
Everything is about b**... their friends moms even though their mamas are so fat that when she skips a meal, the stock market crashes
"I would like one Lotto ticket, please."
Upon reaching the counter at his local market our fellow says, "I would like one Lotto ticket, please." The woman behind the counter looks at him disappointedly. "You don't want a Lotto ticket."
Not dissuaded, the man says, "Yes I do. One Lotto ticket please."
"It's a fool's bet." The woman says.
"No matter." says the fellow. "One Lotto Ticket, please." That's when she snapped on him.
"Listen, Bub. Do you know what the odds of winning the Lotto are? Do you? They're the same odds as having a 747 jumbo jet flying directly overhead and having one of it's engines tear off it's wing, come plummeting down to earth and Crush You Dead!" That instant, the ceiling broke through as a jumbo jet engine crashed down and killed the fellow in line behind him.
"I would like two Lotto tickets, please."