The Best 5 Markers Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Markers jokes. There are some markers triangular jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these markers mark puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Markers Jokes and Puns

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn't get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n' stencil crisis.

I am going to use black and blue markers

because y'all are going to feel beaten up after this section.

~My Math Professor

I wasn't worried on our flight

until the crew handed out markers for us to write names on our arms and legs

I really hate permanent markers

Temporary markers though, on the other hand, are remarkable!

I didn't break up with my girlfriend just because her three year old took my Sharpie markers.

But I guess you could say it was the writing on the wall.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the markers tombstones jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working markers gravestone piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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