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My wife asked why I was whispering.

I told her that Mark Zuckerburg might be listening.
Then she laughed, and Siri laughed, and Alexa laughed.

I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined

And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint

In a recent interview, Mark Zuckerburg's wife stated she wasn't bothered at all about being married to a lizard person.

But rather, she only took issue when Mark would drink heavily and behave erratically, calling it a reptile dysfunction.

In light of Mark Zuckerburg offloading as much Facebook stock as he can...

If Zuckerburg was a Radiohead song, what song would he be?
Paranoid Android.

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