The Best 4 Maritime Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Maritime jokes. There are some maritime sailor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maritime favorite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Maritime Jokes and Puns

Maritime Imperial Unit Puns

You can't even fathom how many there are

What was FDR's most famous maritime obscenity law?

The Nude Eel.

TIL that, in 1917, England mistook an Italian maritime transport for a German one, so they attacked it.

Whoops, wrong sub.

What is a pirate's favorite place to drink?

A b*arrr*!

What is a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?

A c*arrr*!

What is a pirate's favorite maritime activity?

Sodomy!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the maritime marine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working maritime england piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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