Following is our collection of divorce humor and administer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Marital Problems puns for adults, dirty superficial jokes or clean extramarital gags for kids.
There is an abundance of toucans jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on marital problems. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any unwed witze you can hear about marital problems.
"You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"
Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me.
Dave got in a fight with his wife and took off for the night. He calls up his friend Steve who offers Dave his couch. While they're watching the gave and having a beer Steve asks Dave what happened.
Dave: I've got no idea. One minute we're talking about the dishwasher, the next she's calling me an arrogant, inconsiderate, chauvinistic pig!
Steve: Well what exactly happened?
Dave: Well, she handed me $1200 to go get a new dishwasher, so I gave it back and told her she was hired.
I was going through a stack of job applications on my desk when one caught my attention. While the applicant's employment history was stellar, and her education history was certainly above average, apparently she had a few personal problems. Under Marital Status she'd written, Not good and under Spouse's name, she'd written Plaintiff".
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.