The Best 9 Marionette Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Marionette jokes. There are some marionette doll jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these marionette cheapskates puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Marionette Jokes and Puns

I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette.

No strings attached

You know, it's really hard to hire marionette puppeteers at short notice.

But if you like, I could pull some strings.

A really kind old man tried to sell me an expensive marionette for $5

I thought this was a great offer and bought it straight away, but now I understand what he meant by "$5, no strings attached".

Marionette joke, A really kind old man tried to sell me an expensive marionette for $5

TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet".

It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".

My friend helped me get a job as a marionette puppeteer.

Let's just say he had to pull a few strings.


A man is selling a marionette doll...

And someone comes up to him and offers to buy it. "Actually," says the man, "I'll give it away for free."
"Really?" Asks the customer, suspicious. "What's the catch?"
The man says, "No strings attached!"

I bought a broken marionette the other day

No strings attached.

Marionette joke, I bought a broken marionette the other day

The Regional Marionette Championship was in town last week...

It's famous for being really hard to enter, but I really wanted to compete in it.

Let's just say... I pulled a few strings!

What do you call a Wall Street marionette?

A stock puppet.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the marionette tinsel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working marionette puppeteer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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