Marionette Jokes
9 marionette jokes and hilarious marionette puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marionette that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Marionette Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
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I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette.
No strings attached
I made a dating app for marionettes, and it failed.
Everyone wanted No Strings Attached dating.
You know, it's really hard to hire marionette puppeteers at short notice.
But if you like, I could pull some strings.
I'm giving away my old marionette for free
No strings attached
TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet".
It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".
A really kind old man tried to sell me an expensive marionette for $5
I thought this was a great offer and bought it straight away, but now I understand what he meant by "$5, no strings attached".
My friend helped me get a job as a marionette puppeteer.
Let's just say he had to pull a few strings.
A man is selling a marionette doll...
And someone comes up to him and offers to buy it. "Actually," says the man, "I'll give it away for free."
"Really?" Asks the customer, suspicious. "What's the catch?"
The man says, "No strings attached!"
What do you call a Wall Street marionette?
A stock puppet.
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