Mario Kart Jokes
45 mario kart jokes and hilarious mario kart puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mario kart that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mario Kart Short Jokes
Short mario kart jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mario kart humour may include short super mario jokes also.
- My wife doesn't understand why I prefer to play Mario Kart over having relations with her In Mario Kart, it is a GOOD thing when I finish first
- FPS has many different meanings 60 FPS is great in Mario kart
But there's 1 FPS at my school - After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :(
- Maybe all the people saying "impeach Trump" just don't want him to steal their favorite Mario Kart character. I'm Peach, Trump
- Fun fact when a person comes second in mario kart they can feel twice the pain of a woman giving birth
- What do Mario Kart and the West Bank have in common? Checkpoint! Checkpoint!
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Checkpoint! Checkpoint! - Why do Palestinians hate playing Mario Kart? Checkpoint!
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Checkpoint! - Last night I discovered the dangers of drunk driving... ...when I played Mario Kart on rainbow road after shotgunning 6 beers
- What is the philosophy of Mario Kart? The philosophy of Descartes (/ˈdeɪˌkɑːrt/).
- Why does Westoboro Baptist Church hate Mario Kart? Because it has Rainbow Road.
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Mario Kart One Liners
Which mario kart one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mario kart? I can suggest the ones about mario luigi and mario and luigi.
- Why couldn't mario find his kart? It was Toad...
- Why was Mario's kart missing? It was Toad.
- My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart.
- Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit
- what did mario kart do when it got hungry mario kart 8
- I beat my wife every day At Mario kart
- What's the most embarrassing level on Mario Kart? Shy Guy Falls
- What happens when Mario parks his kart illegally? It gets Toad.
- My dad beats me almost every day It's like he's addicted to Mario Kart
- I beat my dog everyday in Mario Kart
- Driving is like Mario kart But instead of turtle shells it's speed limits and people
- Which payment type would mario choose for his order? Mario Kart
- I challenged my school's janitor to a game of Mario kart...
- What's a member of ISIS's favorite game? Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!
- I like games like Mario Kart, F Zero, and Extreme G I guess you could say I'm a racist
Comical Mario Kart Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about mario kart you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mario and peach jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mario kart pranks.
Why isn't h**... in Mario Kart?
Because he cant finish a race
Should I beat my kids?
I know I'm not supposed to, but they just make me so frustrated
My wife says I'm being irrational and getting wound up over nothing, and that if I beat them she'll be incredibly upset and won't even know what to say to me.
But you know when it's just the same stuff day in, day out. And with the lockdown in place we can't get out the house either, which doesn't help the situation
Anyway, I just really wanted some advice before I take drastic measures, because I'd really like to enjoy playing Mario Kart normally again without letting them beat me
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday.
She said she was tired of the a**..., and couldn't take it anymore.
She's the one who wanted to play Mario Kart.
Why doesn't h**... like Mario Kart?
Because he could never finish a race.
What was Adolf h**...'s favorite video game?
Mario Kart Nein.