Mario Kart Jokes

Funniest Mario Kart Short Jokes

Short mario kart jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mario kart humour may include short super mario jokes also.

1. My wife doesn't understand why I prefer to play Mario Kart over having relations with her In Mario Kart, it is a GOOD thing when I finish first
2. FPS has many different meanings 60 FPS is great in Mario kart
   But there's 1 FPS at my school
3. After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :(
4. Maybe all the people saying "impeach Trump" just don't want him to steal their favorite Mario Kart character. I'm Peach, Trump
5. Fun fact when a person comes second in mario kart they can feel twice the pain of a woman giving birth
6. What do Mario Kart and the West Bank have in common? Checkpoint! Checkpoint!
   Checkpoint! Checkpoint!
   Checkpoint! Checkpoint!
7. Last night I discovered the dangers of drunk driving... ...when I played Mario Kart on rainbow road after shotgunning 6 beers

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Mario Kart One Liners

Which mario kart one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mario kart? I can suggest the ones about mario luigi and mario and luigi.

1. Why couldn't mario find his kart? It was Toad...
2. My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart.
3. Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit
4. what did mario kart do when it got hungry mario kart 8
5. What's the most embarrassing level on Mario Kart? Shy Guy Falls
6. What happens when Mario parks his kart illegally? It gets Toad.
7. Driving is like Mario kart But instead of turtle shells it's speed limits and people
8. Which payment type would mario choose for his order? Mario Kart
9. I challenged my school's janitor to a game of Mario kart...
10. What's a member of ISIS's favorite game? Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!
11. I like games like Mario Kart, F Zero, and Extreme G I guess you could say I'm a racist
12. What is the philosophy of Mario Kart? The philosophy of Descartes (/ˈdeɪˌkɑːrt/).
13. Why does Westoboro Baptist Church hate Mario Kart? Because it has Rainbow Road.
14. Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles? He always gets Toad.
15. Why isn't h**... in Mario Kart? Because he cant finish a race

Comical Mario Kart Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about mario kart you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mario and peach jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mario kart pranks.