The Best 64 Mario Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mario jokes. There are some mario fungi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Mario Jokes and Puns

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web?

Because Browser wouldn't let him.

What type of pants does Mario wear?


Mario joke, What type of pants does Mario wear?

Mario's Jeans

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

*(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim...

My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake...

He beat me at Mario Kart.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

...It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

Mario is a recovering alcoholic...

haunted by the thought of Boos.

Mario joke, Mario is a recovering alcoholic...

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

How did Mario speak to King Boo?

With a luouiji board!

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Mario recently broke up with Peach. His reason:

"It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board.

If I were Mario I'd hang out with Toad all the time

He seems like a real fun guy.

So Mario is talking to Luigi.

"So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it's a not you, it's a me! Mario!"

Don't be racist; be like Mario

He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.

Mario joke, Don't be racist; be like Mario

Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart?

Because he cant finish a race

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart?

The short circuit

Mario & Luigi

Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called.
Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario

Toad was always my favorite Mario character

He just seems like a fungi.

Don't be racist, be like Mario...

He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

How to not be racist

Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!

They say Nintendo doesn't make third party games...

*Pulls out Mario Party 3*

Where did Mario meet the Princess?


Mario sits Princess Peach down to have a serious talk.

Peach, we've been together a long time, I've saved you countless times, but I just can't go on any longer.

But I want you to know, it's not you, itsa me, Mario.

Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games...

They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3

How does Mario communicate with Boos?

He uses a Luigi board.

Why did the Piranha Plant start coughing?

Because Mario went down the wrong pipe!

How do you break up with somebody in Italy?

It's not you! It's a me, Mario!

What's Mario's favorite bagel flavor?

Ses-a-ME! Mario!

What did Mario say to Peach when they broke up?

It's not you, it's a me a Mario!

What type of overalls does Super Mario wear?


How did Mario talk to his brother after he died?

He used a Luigi board.

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday.

She said she was tired of the abuse, and couldn't take it anymore.

She's the one who wanted to play Mario Kart.

If I had to choose to hang out with either Mario, Luigi or Toad. I'd pick Toad.

He seems like a fungi.

What does Mario use to contact his dead brother?

A Luigi Board.

What's the name of Mario and Lugi's mother?


Nintendo is releasing a micro transaction mobile platformer

Pay Per Mario

EA is releasing a new Mario game!

it's called Pay-Per-Mario.

Why did Mario get fired from being a plumber?

He never put his caulk away.

It is WWI. The Germans and the Italians are fighting in trenches.

The Germans have a plan. Since almost all Italians are named Mario, a German would yell, "Hey, Mario!" An unfortunate Mario would pop his head up with "si?" and a German sniper would put a bullet into his forehead. Every day, a few Italians died with "Hey Mario!" "Si?" Boom!

One day, the Italians decide to reciprocate. One of them yells, "Hey-a, Fritz!" No reply. "Fritz!" Nothing. "Hey-a, Fritz!" "Is that you, Mario?" "Si!" Boom!

Do not be racist

Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Should I beat my kids?

I know I'm not supposed to, but they just make me so frustrated

My wife says I'm being irrational and getting wound up over nothing, and that if I beat them she'll be incredibly upset and won't even know what to say to me.

But you know when it's just the same stuff day in, day out. And with the lockdown in place we can't get out the house either, which doesn't help the situation

Anyway, I just really wanted some advice before I take drastic measures, because I'd really like to enjoy playing Mario Kart normally again without letting them beat me

What was the only Nintendo series to really fall flat?

Paper Mario

Mario got taken to court

He turned out to be guilty, here is the last words of the trial.

Judge: I order to pay a $10,000 fine

Mario: why

Judge: it's a fine

Mario: [sadly] no itsa not

A Father's Day joke my 8 year old son made up for me today - Why are you so special to Mario?

You're the first 1-up in the morning!

What does Mario and Luigi smoke?


How does Mario break up with Princess Peach?

It's not you... it's a me, Mario!

What do you use to pick up turtle poop in Mario?

A Koopa Troopa Poopa Scoopa

People say mario is "unrealistic"

but if an Italian man jumped on my head I would die and he would be entitled to any coins I have

How does Mario communicate with his recently deceased sibling?

Luigi Board.

Mario goes to court

The judge says: you must pay the court $12,000.

Mario, surpised, asks: Why?

The judge replies: It's a fine.

Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: No itsa not.

Marisa Tomei is an anagram of

It's a-me, Mario

Why is Mario so scared of Spanish ghosts?

He's been playing with La Ouija too much.

Why was Mario furious?

He caught Princess Peach going through his Bowser history

One Day, Mario took peach to a fancy pizzaria

They made their order, then sat down and waited. After a few minutes a busty waitress brought them their pizza. Then they started eating. once their meal was done the waitress came back to see how their meal went. To her and Peach's horror, Mario was so big he broke through the roof. When the waitress asked what happened all Mario could say was "I told you, no mushrooms"

Why did princess peach choke?

Mario came down the wrong pipe

How did Mario break up with the Princess?

He said, "It's not you, it's a me, Mario!"

what did mario kart do when it got hungry

mario kart 8

Judge: I order you to pay $10,000 - do you understand?

Mario: ...

Judge: It's a fine.

Mario: [sadly] no itsa not

How did Mario talk to ghosts?

He used a Luigi board.

What's the difference between Trump and Mario?

Trump was impeached, Mario was in Peach

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