It's not you, it's a me a Mario!
...It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
Because he cant finish a race
With a luigi board.
Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
haunted by the thought of Boos.
With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again.
He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...
A Luigi Board
"So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it's a not you, it's a me! Mario!"
it's called Pay-Per-Mario.
Denim denim denim.
He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
A Luigi Board.
He just seems like a fungi.
denimdenimdenim...denimdenimdenim...
Peach, we've been together a long time, I've saved you countless times, but I just can't go on any longer.
But I want you to know, it's not you, itsa me, Mario.
They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3
It's not you! It's a me, Mario!
She said she was tired of the abuse, and couldn't take it anymore.
She's the one who wanted to play Mario Kart.
What kind of jeans does Mario wear?
*(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim...
He used a Luigi board.
He beat me at Mario Kart.
Denimdenimdenim
Ses-a-ME! Mario!
*Pulls out Mario Party 3*
Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called.
Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario
Toad was a fungi.
The short circuit
Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!
He uses a Luigi board.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
"It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."
Pay Per Mario
With a luouiji board!
Nintinder
He seems like a fungi.
Denim-Denim-Denim
He used a Luigi Board.
Because Browser wouldn't let him.
He seems like a real fun guy.
He never put his caulk away.
Mia.
Because he just wasn't as much of a fun guy.
His profile picture was him killing a turtle.
DenimDenimDenim
With a Luigi board
Credit to u/gagga_hai
Because Mario went down the wrong pipe!
He gets Toad
A Lou-ouija board.
Asparagus
Luigi opened it, and exclaimed 'it's a Wii, Mario!'
With his Luigi board.
With a L-Ouija board.
you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.
He's a real fungi.
Mario: But I've avoided bananas my whole life!
In *Infinite Jest* by David Foster Wallace, at one point there's a line -
"...asking Mario if he knows what you call three Canadians copulating on a snowmobile."
But he doesn't say the punchline. I'm assuming maybe this is a commonish kinda joke? I've tried to think of what the punchline is but can't.
HORSE, chess, Super Mario..
All my n64 cartridges started working again
Denim denim denim...denim denim demin
I'll see myself out now...thank you
Denim denim denim
But he was wrong on so many levels.
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