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Denim denim denim.
Because Browser wouldn't let him.
denimdenimdenim...denimdenimdenim...
What kind of jeans does Mario wear?
*(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim...
He beat me at Mario Kart.
...It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
haunted by the thought of Boos.
A Luigi Board
Toad was a fungi.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
With a luouiji board!
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"It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."
With a luigi board.
He seems like a real fun guy.
"So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it's a not you, it's a me! Mario!"
He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
Because he cant finish a race
He used a Luigi Board.
The short circuit
Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called.
Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario
A Lou-ouija board.
He just seems like a fungi.
He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!
*Pulls out Mario Party 3*
Nintinder
His profile picture was him killing a turtle.
DenimDenimDenim
Peach, we've been together a long time, I've saved you countless times, but I just can't go on any longer.
But I want you to know, it's not you, itsa me, Mario.
They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3
He uses a Luigi board.
Because Mario went down the wrong pipe!
It's not you! It's a me, Mario!
Ses-a-ME! Mario!
It's not you, it's a me a Mario!
With a Luigi board
Credit to u/gagga_hai
Denimdenimdenim
He used a Luigi board.
She said she was tired of the abuse, and couldn't take it anymore.
She's the one who wanted to play Mario Kart.
He seems like a fungi.
A Luigi Board.
Mia.
Pay Per Mario
it's called Pay-Per-Mario.
Because he just wasn't as much of a fun guy.
He never put his caulk away.
The Germans have a plan. Since almost all Italians are named Mario, a German would yell, "Hey, Mario!" An unfortunate Mario would pop his head up with "si?" and a German sniper would put a bullet into his forehead. Every day, a few Italians died with "Hey Mario!" "Si?" Boom!
One day, the Italians decide to reciprocate. One of them yells, "Hey-a, Fritz!" No reply. "Fritz!" Nothing. "Hey-a, Fritz!" "Is that you, Mario?" "Si!" Boom!
Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I know I'm not supposed to, but they just make me so frustrated
My wife says I'm being irrational and getting wound up over nothing, and that if I beat them she'll be incredibly upset and won't even know what to say to me.
But you know when it's just the same stuff day in, day out. And with the lockdown in place we can't get out the house either, which doesn't help the situation
Anyway, I just really wanted some advice before I take drastic measures, because I'd really like to enjoy playing Mario Kart normally again without letting them beat me
Paper Mario
He turned out to be guilty, here is the last words of the trial.
Judge: I order to pay a $10,000 fine
Mario: why
Judge: it's a fine
Mario: [sadly] no itsa not
You're the first 1-up in the morning!
Wiid.
It's not you... it's a me, Mario!
A Koopa Troopa Poopa Scoopa
but if an Italian man jumped on my head I would die and he would be entitled to any coins I have
Luigi Board.
The judge says: you must pay the court $12,000.
Mario, surpised, asks: Why?
The judge replies: It's a fine.
Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: No itsa not.
It's a-me, Mario
Peach: Is it me? Is it my fault?
Mario: No, it's-a not-a you, it's-a me, Mario!
In Mario Kart, it is a GOOD thing when I finish first
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