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160 mario jokes and hilarious mario puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mario that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mario Short Jokes

Short mario jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mario humour may include short fungi jokes also.

  1. What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her? ...It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
  2. Mario goes to court The judge says: you must pay the court $12,000.
    Mario, surpised, asks: Why?
    The judge replies: It's a fine.
    Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: No itsa not.
  3. Judge: I order you to pay $10,000 - do you understand? Mario: ...
    Judge: It's a fine.
    Mario: [sadly] no itsa not
  4. So Mario is talking to Luigi. "So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it's a not you, it's a me! Mario!"
  5. What's Luigi's favorite dish at a seafood restaurant? It's a Cala-Mario!
    I thought of this joke while I was dreaming one night and laughed myself awake.
  6. Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
  7. Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes
  8. Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games... They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3
  9. What type of pants does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim...denimdenimdenim...
  10. Mario got taken to court He turned out to be guilty, here is the last words of the trial.
    Judge: I order to pay a $10,000 fine
    Mario: why
    Judge: it's a fine
    Mario: [sadly] no itsa not

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Mario One Liners

Which mario one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mario? I can suggest the ones about mario and luigi and mario kart.

  1. What did Mario say to Peach when they broke up? It's not you, it's a me a Mario!
  2. Did you know 10% of female deer like Mario? It's one in ten doe
  3. Mario is a recovering alcoholic... haunted by the thought of Boos.
  4. How does Mario talk to the dead? With a luigi board.
  5. Why couldn't Mario find his kart? It was Toad...
  6. What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board
  7. EA is releasing a new Mario game! it's called Pay-Per-Mario.
  8. What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim.
  9. Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website? Yahoo!
  10. How do you talk to Mario after he dies? A Luigi Board
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  11. How did Mario talk to ghosts? He used a Luigi board.
  12. What are Mario's overalls made of? denimdenimdenim
  13. What does Mario use to contact his dead brother? A Luigi Board.
  14. What fabric is Mario's overalls? denim denim denim.
  15. Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi.

Mario Luigi Jokes

Here is a list of funny mario luigi jokes and even better mario luigi puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Luigi asks his brother what that Nintendo avatar is called Mario says It's a Mii.
  • Mario's brother died... But he was still able to contact him through a Luigi board.
  • How does Mario communicate after he dies in the game? He uses a Luigi board.
  • How did Mario talk to his brother after he died? He used a Luigi board.
  • How does Mario communicate with his recently deceased sibling? Luigi Board.
  • Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called.
    Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario
  • How does Mario communicate with Boos? He uses a Luigi board.
  • If I had to choose to hang out with either Mario, Luigi or Toad. I'd pick Toad. He seems like a fungi.
  • How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board.
  • What does Mario and Luigi smoke? Wiid.

Mario And Luigi Jokes

Here is a list of funny mario and luigi jokes and even better mario and luigi puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How does Mario speak to the dead? With a Luigi board

    Credit to u/gagga_hai
  • Mario, Luigi, Peach met up for the first time in 5 years It was a Wii Union!
  • How does Mario talk to the dead? With his Luigi board.
  • Mario and Luigi got a package in the mail... Luigi opened it, and exclaimed 'it's a Wii, Mario!'
  • Mario and Luigi walk into a DVD shop. Mario holds up a movie.
    Is-a that the exorcist? Luigi asked.
    This is It, Luigi. Mario replied.
  • What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim...denim denim demin
    I'll see myself out now...thank you
  • Mario died Mario died today, Luigi just informed us that he pasta way.
  • Super Smash What did Luigi say to Mario after losing at Super Smash?
    Can we have a Wii-match?
  • Why do Mario and Luigi like toad? Because hes a fungi
  • Mario says to Luigi... Mario: Bro, where are all the Fire Flowers?
    Luigi: Sorry, there wasn't mushroom for them.
Mario joke, Mario says to Luigi...

Super Mario Jokes

Here is a list of funny super mario jokes and even better super mario puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What type of overalls does Super Mario wear? Denimdenimdenim
  • Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess.
  • Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web? Because Browser wouldn't let him.
  • What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
  • What's super marios favorite type of fabric? Denim denim denim.
  • What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution? Freedom of Peach
  • I love Toad from Super Mario you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.
    He's a real fungi.
  • My dad used to beat me every night HORSE, chess, Super Mario..
  • Super mario bros. 3 blew so hard All my n64 cartridges started working again
  • My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me... But he was wrong on so many levels.

Mario Kart Jokes

Here is a list of funny mario kart jokes and even better mario kart puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why was Mario's kart missing? It was Toad.
  • My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart.
  • Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit
  • what did mario kart do when it got hungry mario kart 8
  • My wife doesn't understand why I prefer to play Mario Kart over having relations with her In Mario Kart, it is a GOOD thing when I finish first
  • FPS has many different meanings 60 FPS is great in Mario kart
    But there's 1 FPS at my school
  • After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :(
  • I beat my wife every day At Mario kart
  • What's the most embarrassing level on Mario Kart? Shy Guy Falls
  • What happens when Mario parks his kart illegally? It gets Toad.
Mario joke, What happens when Mario parks his kart illegally?

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Comical & Quirky Mario Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about mario you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean denim jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mario prank.

Mario's Jeans

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?
*(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim...

Bit of a different post here - an author introduces a joke but never reveals the punchline...anyone heard this joke? Or make up your own punchline?

In *Infinite Jest* by David Foster Wallace, at one point there's a line -
"...asking Mario if he knows what you call three Canadians copulating on a snowmobile."
But he doesn't say the punchline. I'm assuming maybe this is a commonish kinda joke? I've tried to think of what the punchline is but can't.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Doctor: You appear to have potassium poisoning.

Mario: But I've avoided bananas my whole life!

How did Mario speak to King Boo?

With a luouiji board!

Mario recently broke up with Peach. His reason:

"It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."

If I were Mario I'd hang out with Toad all the time

He seems like a real fun guy.

Why isn't h**... in Mario Kart?

Because he cant finish a race

What did Mario say to Peach when he was breaking up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Don't be racist, be like Mario...

He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...

How to not be racist

Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!

My friend had a Mario themed wedding.

He had a Sonic themed divorce a year later. It was over really fast and he lost all his rings.
Credit to Max Scoville

They say Nintendo doesn't make third party games...

*Pulls out Mario Party 3*

Where did Mario meet the Princess?

Nintinder

Why can't Mario get a tinder date?

His profile picture was him killing a turtle.

What type of overalls does Mario from Nintendo wear?

DenimDenimDenim

Mario sits Princess Peach down to have a serious talk.

peach, we've been together a long time, I've saved you countless times, but I just can't go on any longer.
But I want you to know, it's not you, itsa me, Mario.

My friend told me he's never heard of Super Mario.

"Really?" I asked.
"Nope. Never." He signed.

When Mario collects coins with his cap in Super Mario Odissey,...

you for sure know he is very _cappytalistic._

Why did the Piranha Plant start coughing?

Because Mario went down the wrong pipe!

How do you break up with somebody in Italy?

It's not you! It's a me, Mario!

How does Mario contact the spirit realm?

With a L-Ouija board.

What's Mario's favorite bagel flavor?

Ses-a-ME! Mario!

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday.

She said she was tired of the a**..., and couldn't take it anymore.
She's the one who wanted to play Mario Kart.

What did Mario say when his friend Gus was about to be shot in front of him?

Asparagus

What's the name of Mario and Lugi's mother?

mia.

Nintendo is releasing a micro transaction mobile platformer

Pay Per Mario

Why did Princess Peach dump Mario for Toad?

Because he just wasn't as much of a fun guy.

Why did Mario get fired from being a plumber?

He never put his caulk away.

What are the Mario brothers pants made out of?

Denim denim denim

It is WWI. The Germans and the Italians are fighting in trenches.

The Germans have a plan. Since almost all Italians are named Mario, a German would yell, "Hey, Mario!" An unfortunate Mario would pop his head up with "si?" and a German s**... would put a bullet into his forehead. Every day, a few Italians died with "Hey Mario!" "Si?" Boom!
One day, the Italians decide to reciprocate. One of them yells, "Hey-a, Fritz!" No reply. "Fritz!" Nothing. "Hey-a, Fritz!" "Is that you, Mario?" "Si!" Boom!

Do not be racist

Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Should I beat my kids?

I know I'm not supposed to, but they just make me so frustrated
My wife says I'm being irrational and getting wound up over nothing, and that if I beat them she'll be incredibly upset and won't even know what to say to me.
But you know when it's just the same stuff day in, day out. And with the lockdown in place we can't get out the house either, which doesn't help the situation
Anyway, I just really wanted some advice before I take drastic measures, because I'd really like to enjoy playing Mario Kart normally again without letting them beat me

What was the only Nintendo series to really fall flat?

Paper Mario

A Father's Day joke my 8 year old son made up for me today - Why are you so special to Mario?

You're the first 1-up in the morning!

Mario is in court

Judge :I order you to pay 10,000$
Mario: why
Judge: it's a fine
Mario : no itsa not
I didn't come up with this just thought it was funny

How does Mario break up with Princess Peach?

It's not you... it's a me, Mario!

What do you use to pick up turtle p**... in Mario?

A Koopa Troopa Poopa Scoopa

People say mario is "unrealistic"

but if an Italian man jumped on my head I would die and he would be entitled to any coins I have

Marisa Tomei is an anagram of

It's a-me, Mario

Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach

Peach: Is it me? Is it my fault?
Mario: No, it's-a not-a you, it's-a me, Mario!

Mario joke, Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach

jokes about mario

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