Mario Jokes
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Funniest Mario Short Jokes
Short mario jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mario humour may include short fungi jokes also.
- Mario goes to court The judge says: you must pay the court $12,000.
Mario, surpised, asks: Why?
The judge replies: It's a fine.
Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: No itsa not. - So Mario is talking to Luigi. "So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it's a not you, it's a me! Mario!"
- What's Luigi's favorite dish at a seafood restaurant? It's a Cala-Mario!
I thought of this joke while I was dreaming one night and laughed myself awake. - Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes
- Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games... They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3
- Mario's Jeans What kind of jeans does Mario wear?
*(in appropriate melody)* denim, denim, denim... - A Father's Day joke my 8 year old son made up for me today - Why are you so special to Mario? You're the first 1-up in the morning!
- A Mario joke I heard for the first time today: Mario is a Japanese character, so his family name could be Itsumi, or in Japanese name order…
Itsumi Mario - Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties? Toad was a fungi.
- Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit
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Mario One Liners
Which mario one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mario? I can suggest the ones about mario and luigi and mario kart.
- What did Mario say to Peach when they broke up? It's not you, it's a me a Mario!
- Did you know 10% of female deer like Mario? It's one in ten doe
- Mario is a recovering alcoholic... haunted by the thought of Boos.
- Why couldn't Mario find his kart? It was Toad...
- EA is releasing a new Mario game! it's called Pay-Per-Mario.
- What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim.
- Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website? Yahoo!
- How do you talk to Mario after he dies? A Luigi Board
cr - What are Mario's overalls made of? denimdenimdenim
- Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi.
- Luigi asks his brother what that Nintendo avatar is called Mario says It's a Mii.
- Mario's brother died... But he was still able to contact him through a Luigi board.
- What is Mario's favorite island? Oahuuuuuuuu
- My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart.
- What's Mario's favorite bagel flavor? Ses-a-ME! Mario!
Mario And Luigi Jokes
Here is a list of funny mario and luigi jokes and even better mario and luigi puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called.
Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario - If I had to choose to hang out with either Mario, Luigi or Toad. I'd pick Toad. He seems like a fungi.
- How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board.
- What does Mario and Luigi smoke? Wiid.
- How does Mario speak to the dead? With a Luigi board
- Mario, Luigi, Peach met up for the first time in 5 years It was a Wii Union!
- Mario and Luigi got a package in the mail... Luigi opened it, and exclaimed 'it's a Wii, Mario!'
- Mario and Luigi walk into a DVD shop. Mario holds up a movie.
Is-a that the exorcist? Luigi asked.
This is It, Luigi. Mario replied. - Mario died Mario died today, Luigi just informed us that he pasta way.
- Super Smash What did Luigi say to Mario after losing at Super Smash?
Can we have a Wii-match?
Mario Luigi Jokes
Here is a list of funny mario luigi jokes and even better mario luigi puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do Mario and Luigi like toad? Because hes a fungi
- Mario says to Luigi... Mario: Bro, where are all the Fire Flowers?
Luigi: Sorry, there wasn't mushroom for them. - What do you call two Italians with a Japanese Father? Mario and Luigi. Think about it
- How do Mario and Luigi watch horror movies? On Boo Ray
- What does Luigi say to Mario when he's in the way? Excuse-a-me, Mario!
- Why couldn't Luigi ever step up to Mario? Because he was always on another level.
- What do you call Mario and Luigi after they've had too many drinks? Super Smashed Brothers.
- how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board.
- Where did Mario and Luigi go to school? At 'Wass-a-matta U'
Mario Kart Jokes
Here is a list of funny mario kart jokes and even better mario kart puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- what did mario kart do when it got hungry mario kart 8
- My wife doesn't understand why I prefer to play Mario Kart over having relations with her In Mario Kart, it is a GOOD thing when I finish first
- FPS has many different meanings 60 FPS is great in Mario kart
But there's 1 FPS at my school - After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :(
- What's the most embarrassing level on Mario Kart? Shy Guy Falls
- What happens when Mario parks his kart illegally? It gets Toad.
- Maybe all the people saying "impeach Trump" just don't want him to steal their favorite Mario Kart character. I'm Peach, Trump
- Driving is like Mario kart But instead of turtle shells it's speed limits and people
- Fun fact when a person comes second in mario kart they can feel twice the pain of a woman giving birth
- What do Mario Kart and the West Bank have in common? Checkpoint! Checkpoint!
Checkpoint! Checkpoint!
Checkpoint! Checkpoint!
Super Mario Jokes
Here is a list of funny super mario jokes and even better super mario puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess.
- Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web? Because Browser wouldn't let him.
- What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
- What's super marios favorite type of fabric? Denim denim denim.
- What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution? Freedom of Peach
- My dad used to beat me every night HORSE, chess, Super Mario..
- Super mario bros. 3 blew so hard All my n64 cartridges started working again
- My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me... But he was wrong on so many levels.
- When Mario collects coins with his cap in Super Mario Odissey,... you for sure know he is very _cappytalistic._
- What kind of material is Super Mario's pants made out of??? A: Denim Denim Denim.
(Said with the voice inflection of the music for when he goes underground)
Comical & Quirky Mario Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about mario you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean denim jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mario pranks.
Bit of a different post here - an author introduces a joke but never reveals the punchline...anyone heard this joke? Or make up your own punchline?
In *Infinite Jest* by David Foster Wallace, at one point there's a line -
"...asking Mario if he knows what you call three Canadians copulating on a snowmobile."
But he doesn't say the punchline. I'm assuming maybe this is a commonish kinda joke? I've tried to think of what the punchline is but can't.
What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?
"I D K"
When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct?
A Nintendoscopy!
What kind of jeans dose Mario wear?
What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?
He gets Toad
Doctor: You appear to have potassium poisoning.
Mario: But I've avoided bananas my whole life!
What was sonic's diet advice to mario?
Gotta go fast
What did Mario say after the Wii U's performance?
"Mario get you NXt time!"
If I were Mario I'd hang out with Toad all the time
He seems like a real fun guy.
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Why isn't h**... in Mario Kart?
Because he cant finish a race
Today I decided to play Mario as a cat.
Because I would get 9 lives instead of 3.
Why did Mario lose a life?
He stubbed his MiyamoToe.
...I'll see my way out.
My friend had a Mario themed wedding.
He had a Sonic themed divorce a year later. It was over really fast and he lost all his rings.
Where did Mario meet the Princess?
Nintinder
I played thru Super Mario World with an Asian guy.
It was Wong on so many levels.
What Football (soccer) Cup does Super Mario compete in?
Koopa Italia
Why can't Mario get a tinder date?
His profile picture was him killing a turtle.
What makes Mario nervous while running?
Toad stool
Mario sits Princess Peach down to have a serious talk.
peach, we've been together a long time, I've saved you countless times, but I just can't go on any longer.
But I want you to know, it's not you, itsa me, Mario.
Did you hear about the new Mario game leak?
Apparently it's just about a bad plumber.
Mario asked me what month it was..
I told him "It's-a May, Mario"
My friend told me he's never heard of Super Mario.
"Really?" I asked.
"Nope. Never." He signed.
Why did the Piranha Plant start coughing?
Because Mario went down the wrong pipe!
When it comes to cloning...
Mario is always above
What game do flat-earthers hate?
Super Mario galaxy!
I challenged my school's janitor to a game of Mario kart...
Attention by Charlie Puth. A song about mario.
"Runnin round Runnin round Runnin round, throwing those turtles at my knee"
What's the best hotel?
Super Mario 64, it has 120 stars!
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*It's-a-me, Mario!*
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My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday.
She said she was tired of the a**..., and couldn't take it anymore.
She's the one who wanted to play Mario Kart.
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How do you know if Mario is tired?
He pasta-f**...-out!
If video games cause voilence
Then i blame my shroom habit on mario
Why did Mario find Koopa after he kidnapped the Princess and moved his castle so quickly?
Because Koopa forgot to erase his Bowser History.
How do you make peach crumble?
Tell her that Mario is dead
What did Mario say when his friend Gus was about to be shot in front of him?
Asparagus
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I beat my wife every day
At Mario kart
What's the name of Mario and Lugi's mother?
mia.
I didn't learn much from Mario Party 64, but I did learn that...
the button mashing and joy stick rotation techniques don't necessarily translate well to the bedroom.
Nintendo is releasing a micro transaction mobile platformer
Pay Per Mario
When I find myself in times of trouble...
...brother Mario comes to me
speaking words of wisdom "it's a me"
Mario, why don't you want to hang out with Toad? Peach asked.
He's a fungi.
What did Super Mario's French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for "friend"?
It's \_ami\_ Mario!
Why did Princess Peach dump Mario for Toad?
Because he just wasn't as much of a fun guy.
Why did Mario get fired from being a plumber?
He never put his caulk away.
I was talking to my plumber...
I told him, "Mario, I'm growing a big bushy mustache like yours, so I got this hair trap to prevent the stray mustache hairs from clogging my drain. It's working great, and I'm thinking of keeping the mustache, so I figure maybe I should get some plumbing epoxy and affix the hair trap to the pipes. What do you think?"
My plumber responded, "Listen, if it ain't a-broke..."
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It is WWI. The Germans and the Italians are fighting in trenches.
The Germans have a plan. Since almost all Italians are named Mario, a German would yell, "Hey, Mario!" An unfortunate Mario would pop his head up with "si?" and a German s**... would put a bullet into his forehead. Every day, a few Italians died with "Hey Mario!" "Si?" Boom!
One day, the Italians decide to reciprocate. One of them yells, "Hey-a, Fritz!" No reply. "Fritz!" Nothing. "Hey-a, Fritz!" "Is that you, Mario?" "Si!" Boom!
What was the only Nintendo series to really fall flat?
Paper Mario
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What do you use to pick up turtle p**... in Mario?
A Koopa Troopa Poopa Scoopa
