The Best 6 Mario Bros Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mario Bros jokes. There are some mario bros jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mario bros puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mario Bros Jokes and Puns

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Super mario bros. 3 blew so hard

All my n64 cartridges started working again

In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have...

Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.


It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros.

are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mario bros jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mario bros piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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