Marine Life Jokes
20 marine life jokes and hilarious marine life puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marine life that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Marine Life Short Jokes
Short marine life jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The marine life humour may include short sea life jokes also.
- Painfully bad joke my younger brother told me. What do you call an expert on marine life? An aFISHionado.
- How do you know if you're an American? If someone mentions "marine life" and you think of soldiers before fish.
- PETA has done an incredible job in preserving marine life They saved millions of fish from drowning
- My Marine Biologist friend was so excited about her job. She said she's found her life porpoise.
- What did one marine biologist say to the other? A life without meaning is a life without porpoise
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Marine Life One Liners
Which marine life one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marine life? I can suggest the ones about marine and marine biologist.
- I'm so sad since my pet marine mammal died. It's like my life has no porpoise anymore.
- Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge? He lost his porpoise in life.
- What is a Christian Marine Biologists favorite book? The Porpoise Driven Life
- I need to study marine biology. It will help my find the porpoise in my life.
- What do you call marine life biology in Japan? s**... ed.
Marine Life Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about marine life you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sea animal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make marine life pranks.
A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist go to the beach...
The physicist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the fluid dynamics." The physicist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Then the biologist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the local marine life." The biologist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Lastly, the chemist looks out over the ocean and says "I have come to a conclusion, physicists and biologists are soluble in water!"
A biologist, a physicist and a chemist visit the beach...
Three scientists visit the beach, a biologist, a physicist and a chemist.
The biologist is so amazed at the marine life that they walk into the ocean never to be seen again.
The physicist is so amazed by fluid dynamics that they walk into the ocean, never to be seen again.
The chemist looks at the ocean, picks up a stick and writes a simple observation in the sand. "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
All men are l**...
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about n**... women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about n**... women. When I shower, I think about n**... women. When I watch TV, I think about n**... women. It seems everything makes me think of n**... women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
At school, a soldier spoke to Johnny's class.
Johnny felt enthusiastic about joining the military, so he went home and told his dad.
To his surprise, this was the biggest step forward in his life, so his dad decided to explain the military to him.
"Son, I'll teach you what you need to know about the military.
The Army and Navy are the only two REAL branches of our military.
The Marine Corps is a cult.
The Coast Guard is playing a game called 'Pretend Navy Since 1915'."
So Johnny asks his dad, "what about the Air Force?"
Johnny's dad explained to him, "well son, the Air Force is like a giant corporation.
Just a bunch of people sitting at desks playing Flight Simulator and bullshitting with each other."
By that time, Johnny was amazed and decided he wanted to join the military, but wanted to know what his daddy did.
"What did you do in the military, dad?"
"Well son, I spoke Chinese and shot at the Americans in Vietnam."
The buzzword of this election is "CHANGE."
Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change to.
Just that we need CHANGE!
This brings to mind the following illustration...
Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the "Gunny" that they smelled bad.
The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear.
The "Gunny" responded, "Aye, aye, sir. I'll see to it immediately."
He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, Brown, you change with Schultz..."
"Change, now get on with it!"
And the moral is: A candidate may promise change in Washington... but the stink remains!