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Marine Biology Jokes

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What is a good marine biology joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I think I'm failing my marine biology class

My grade is below C level.

Why do innovators study marine biology?

To observe their e-fish-in-see

A Dr. Of marine biology was inspired to create a new beverage.

Dr. Marcus Opor, renowned marine biologist and ocean sustainability expert, experimented with a brewed beverage with skipjack tuna as its primary ingredient. He spent years alternating its composition, striving for a balance of savory and rich ocean flavors. At last, he perfected his "tea", and was ready to bring it to market.
Dr. Opor made a single sample of his piscine tea and brought it to Costco to perform a taste test. Sadly, nobody was interested in his tuna beverage and it was thrown out.
It was a wasted Opor tuna tea.

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A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.

"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"
The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.

Signing up for Marine biology this semester was disappointing.

I never learned what's going on in Le Pen's head.

My friend is an expert in Finance and Marine Biology

Which makes borrowing money from him a problem, since he's a real Loan Shark.

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What do you call marine life biology in Japan?

s**... ed.

Marine biology

I was going to study marine biology dude. Turns out it was just a lot of maths.
Really dude? What course?
Algae brah.

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