Marine Biologist Jokes
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- Marine biologists have discovered a group of killer whales that regularly meets and plays music together. They call it an orca-stra.
- Marine Biologists discovered a fish that can clean all the plastics in the ocean. It's called a Plastic Sturgeon. It will change the face of the ocean.
- From my 8 year old daughter. "What is a Marine Biologists favorite instrament?" The "Tambomarine" Badapisssh...
- My Marine Biologist friend was so excited about her job. She said she's found her life porpoise.
- What do a marine biologist and a drunk girl have in common? They're both worried about the seal!
- I asked my marine-biologist friend when is Whale Watching season? He said ," Year round if you sign up for Tinder"
- Marine biologists were baffled by why Jaws would always swim away after chomping off swimmers' legs. Turns out he's lack toes intolerant.
- What did the skeptical marine biologist say before her first day of work? I think I'm just gonna test the waters...
- What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags it's tale, the other tags a whale.
- I was thinking of dating this girl I met. She's an marine biologist who works on a submarine. But between you and me, I think she's a little out of my league.
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Marine Biologist One Liners
Which marine biologist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marine biologist? I can suggest the ones about marine life and marine.
- What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist? A marine biologist.
- How does a good marine biologist work? With a-fish-in-sea
- What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? "It's a Moray."
- My dad wanted me to be a Marine Biologist... But, I'm too old to join the military.
- How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
- Im a Marine Biologist My Field of study is the naval infantry
- Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge? He lost his porpoise in life.
- What does a Marine Biologist do? Deep Learning.
- What is a Christian Marine Biologists favorite book? The Porpoise Driven Life
- What do you call an American soldier who studies plants/animals? A marine biologist.
- What's the best thing about being a marine biologist? It gives you a sense of porpoise
- While there are many important jobs, only a Marine Biologist's job gives them porpoise.
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A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist go to the beach...
The physicist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the fluid dynamics." The physicist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Then the biologist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the local marine life." The biologist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Lastly, the chemist looks out over the ocean and says "I have come to a conclusion, physicists and biologists are soluble in water!"
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins...
...that
could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way
back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly
stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
Marine Biologists
A team of marine biologists accidentally catch a porpoise in one of their nets. They about to let it go, when they notice it has feet! They study it and perform tests, and are now ready to release it. One of the biologists asks, "Why don't we cut its feet off?" To which the other replies, "That would defeat the porpoise!"
A biologist, a physicist and a chemist visit the beach...
Three scientists visit the beach, a biologist, a physicist and a chemist.
The biologist is so amazed at the marine life that they walk into the ocean never to be seen again.
The physicist is so amazed by fluid dynamics that they walk into the ocean, never to be seen again.
The chemist looks at the ocean, picks up a stick and writes a simple observation in the sand. "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
Nautilus
Two succesful marine biologists come back from their recent expedition, near the seas of Indonesia.
Biologist 1: You won't believe our results. We documented so many different types of fish, including a lot of nautiluses.
Biologist 2: It's not a lie.
Recycling is important...
I went to the bar last night. I saw two rather large ladies having a great time. They seemed to be speaking in an Irish accent. I sauntered over and asked them
"Are you ladies from Ireland?"
They responded, "It's Wales, you idiot!"
I apologized immediately and said
"Are you whales from Ireland?" I don't remember much after that.
I woke up as a marine biologist!
A Marine Biologist walks into a lab,
She shouts, I think we found a way for cephalopods to discover fire!
The other scientist asks, how.
She responds with a CD,
By making them listen to my mixtape!
A Dr. Of marine biology was inspired to create a new beverage.
Dr. Marcus Opor, renowned marine biologist and ocean sustainability expert, experimented with a brewed beverage with skipjack tuna as its primary ingredient. He spent years alternating its composition, striving for a balance of savory and rich ocean flavors. At last, he perfected his "tea", and was ready to bring it to market.
Dr. Opor made a single sample of his piscine tea and brought it to Costco to perform a taste test. Sadly, nobody was interested in his tuna beverage and it was thrown out.
It was a wasted Opor tuna tea.
Why couldnt the guy hold a conversation with the female transgender marine biologist?
They didn't agree on a lot of things, but a big part of it was he didn't speak whale.
Note: In my defense I don't discriminate except by how I know a person. I have friends on all sides of the NFL hype, s**... rights hype, and abortion debate. But this joke gets laughs among them all.
What did the whale say to the diver?
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooo."
What did the whale say to the marine biologist?
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooo."
What did the whale say to my wife?
"Hey; you should lose weight."
A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.
"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"
The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.
I had s**... with a marine biologist who had s**... with 7 other guys before me today
she had an octo-p**...
What did one marine biologist say to the other?
A life without meaning is a life without porpoise
When the marine biologist discovered the first ten legged squid with toes, he said...
Ten-toe-cles
I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.
I recently went on a blind date with a marine biologist, largely because we shared a mutual love of clown fish.
Unfortunately, I was catfished.
