Marinara Jokes

Not sure if you're in for a laugh or dinner? Look no further! This article dives into some hilarious marinara-themed jokes that are sure to have you both laughing and salivating. Learn the difference between a gyro and ziti, or just enjoy a great laugh — it's all here!

Happy Marinara Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

I'll take a 6 inch Meatball marinara on Italian herbs and cheese please

Actually, make it a 6 inch Spicy Italian on Herbs and cheese.

[EDIT] Sorry, wrong sub

What Do Pastafarians Smoke?

Medicinal Marinara.

This is my favorite sub.

Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.

A pizza had a bad dream

It was a night marinara

How does pizza sauce introduce itself at a fiesta?

Yo no soy marinara

TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese...

Oops, wrong sub

I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a pastrami sandwich, but I received a meatball marinara.

Whoops, wrong sub

Chinese restaurant

A man goes to a restaurant and without letting the waitress give him the menu says "I want a Medium Rare Ribeye steak with Roasted Potatoes in Marinara sauce." The waitress timidly responds "Sir. This is a Chinese restaurant." To which the man replies "Oh! I'm sorry. I want a Medium Lale Libeye steak with Loasted Potatoes in Malinala Sauce."

I was caught stealing a pizza, guess what they read me.

My marinara rights.

I just wrote a poem about the time I got sick eating an out of date meatball sub

It's called The Rime of the Ancient Marinara

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the marinara pesto puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working marinara marinara sauce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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