Happy Marinara Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
I'll take a 6 inch Meatball marinara on Italian herbs and cheese please
Actually, make it a 6 inch Spicy Italian on Herbs and cheese.
[EDIT] Sorry, wrong sub
What Do Pastafarians Smoke?
Medicinal Marinara.
This is my favorite sub.
Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.
A pizza had a bad dream
It was a night marinara
How does pizza sauce introduce itself at a fiesta?
Yo no soy marinara
TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese...
Oops, wrong sub
I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a pastrami sandwich, but I received a meatball marinara.
Whoops, wrong sub
Chinese restaurant
A man goes to a restaurant and without letting the waitress give him the menu says "I want a Medium Rare Ribeye steak with Roasted Potatoes in Marinara sauce." The waitress timidly responds "Sir. This is a Chinese restaurant." To which the man replies "Oh! I'm sorry. I want a Medium Lale Libeye steak with Loasted Potatoes in Malinala Sauce."
I was caught stealing a pizza, guess what they read me.
My marinara rights.
I just wrote a poem about the time I got sick eating an out of date meatball sub
It's called The Rime of the Ancient Marinara