Marina Jokes
6 marina jokes and hilarious marina puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marina that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From the Marina Bay Sands to the seaside of Duchess, these marina jokes will make your dock good for a laugh. Grab your loch and take off for a list of marina-themed one-liners to lighten up your day.
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Hilarious Marina Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What is a good marina joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Ukrainian mother persuades her son to marry
M: Look at Marina. She is beautiful, intelligent, loves movies and theater.
S: I do not want her.
M: Look at Olena. She cooks well, her house is always orderly.
S: I do not want her.
M: So who do you want?
S: Mom, I love my neighbor Sergei.
(pause)
M: But he's Russian, after all.
2 newfies go fishing
So they go to the local marina and rent a small boat. After trying several spots they find a good spot and land many nice fish.
The guy in the front says to his buddy:
" This is a great spot, we should mark it"
So his pal pulls a sharpie marker out of his coat and draws a big X on the bottom of the boat.
"That ain't gonna work, siily" says the guy in the bow.
"Why not?" Asks the other guy. Bow guy responds:
"We might not get the same boat next time"
Bob's anniversary
Bob was out fishing when he realized that it was his wedding anniversary. Hoping to save face, he headed to shore. He left the marina and started driving to the nearest Hallmark store to buy his wife a card and a gift. His truck's engine started sputtering and died on the road.
Bob was fairly mechanical, so he figured he could fix the problem. He couldn't. Just to top it off, his cell phone was dead. and he couldn't call for help.
He slowly began to realize that he was stuck between a dock and a card place.
A Guy is Walking Through a Marina
He looks over and sees a Boat with AMB on the prow.
As he's thinking about it....
American ships are called USS...United States Ship
British are called HMS...Her Majesty's Ship
For the life of him he could not place what AMB would stand for.
So he calls down to the gentleman standing on the boat:
"Excuse me but what does the label "AMB" stand for?"
The guy looks up and yells, "ATSA MY BOAT!!!"
"I can't figure out how you were able to get twice as many boats to fit in the marina..."
It's a paradox.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A black guy sees an ad in the paper...
...that says, "Come and enjoy a relaxing afternoon floating down the river followed by a champagne party!" Well, the guy thinks this sounds pretty good and so heads on down to the marina. But as soon as he gets there, 3 white guys jump out of the bushes. They s**... him n**..., tie him to a log and throw him in.
So he's floating along, pondering his predicament, when he spots a p**... who's also n**... and tied to a log.
He says to the p**..., "I bet we don't get champagne, either!"
The p**... says, "We didn't last year."
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