The Best 17 Marilyn Jokes

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Funny Marilyn Jokes and Puns

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

There are some eerie similarities between the assassinations of President Lincoln and Kennedy...

Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846.
JFK was elected into Congress in 1946.

Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
JFK was elected President in 1960.

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.

A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe.

Credit goes to the play: The Complete History of America: Abridged

New Years Eve

On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.

Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.

Marilyn joke, New Years Eve

There was one similarity between Lincoln and Kennedy's assassination that everyone overlooked...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe

A week before Abraham Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland...

A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.

I like rock bands named after their lead singers

Like Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, and Tool.

What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe?

"Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."

Marilyn joke, What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe?

Jackie: John, did you sleep with Marilyn Monroe?

JFK: I had to Jackie. Not because she was easy, but because I was hard

Marilyn Monroe suggests to Albert Einstein : "If you and I were to marry, our kids will be the smartest and most beautiful in all the world."

Einstein: "What if they get my looks and your brain?"

Every girl's a bit of Marilyn...

But some of them got more from Manson.

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

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In other news....

We now have the most attractive First Lady since Marilyn Monroe.

If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ...

... etcetera.

- Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King.

Marilyn is at home waiting for her husband to return from work...

After a rough, stressful shift, he finally arrives. Upon walking through the door, he says to her, Long day, I'm going outside to toke up. You're welcome to join, I got plenty.

...Mar, you wanna?

If JFK could have appointed anyone to his cabinet...

Marilyn Monroe would've been the head of foreign affairs

Marilyn joke, If JFK could have appointed anyone to his cabinet...

Question about John F Kennedy

Did JFK do Marilyn Monroe because she was easy? Or was it because he was hard?

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