The Best 5 Marily Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Marily jokes. There are some marily marilyn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these marily jfk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Marily Jokes and Puns

Marilyn Monroe suggests to Albert Einstein : "If you and I were to marry, our kids will be the smartest and most beautiful in all the world."

Einstein: "What if they get my looks and your brain?"

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Marilyn is at home waiting for her husband to return from work...

After a rough, stressful shift, he finally arrives. Upon walking through the door, he says to her, Long day, I'm going outside to toke up. You're welcome to join, I got plenty.

...Mar, you wanna?

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the marily remove jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working marily blow piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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