Mariah Carey Jokes

Funniest Mariah Carey Short Jokes

Short mariah carey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mariah carey humour may include short jim carrey jokes also.

1. What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
2. Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it's fine.
3. Nick Cannon one tried gifting Mariah Carey a parcel of land for the holidays but she wasn't happy. She told me, I don't want a lot for Christmas.
4. I didn't know Mariah Carey liked trees so much. But apparently all she wants for Christmas is yew.
5. Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening... ...Mariah Carey's got your back.
6. How does Times Square start the new year? By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
7. For Christmas, I asked Mariah Carey if I could get her a big open space to park her cars, but she declined She said I don't want a lot for Christmas
8. Did you hear that Mariah Carey's producers asked when the ball would be dropped last night? Because it seemed to happen around 11:41
9. I thought the big NYC ball was mechanically operated but I guess not. I heard Mariah Carey dropped it last night during her performance.
10. I wonder if Christmas is Mariah Carey's favorite holiday... Because it revives her career.

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Mariah Carey One Liners

Which mariah carey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mariah carey? I can suggest the ones about maria and miley cyrus.

1. What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie? One glitters, the other glows
2. I'm tired of making fun of Mariah Carey It's so 2016
3. Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey
4. What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight? Mariah Carey's mouth.
5. Mariah Carey'a New Year's performance. That's it...
6. What do Mariah Carey and bob marley have in common? They can both sing really high
7. The final death of 2016.... Mariah Carey's live performance career
8. 2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying On the stage.
9. Rain drop, drop top.... Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped.
10. Operator: "911 what's your emergency?" Person: "Mariah Carey just bombed Times Square."
11. Did you see the ball drop in New York? Mariah Carey did it!
12. Any Schumer is to comedy as Mariah Carey is to Comedy.
13. What Do Mariah Carey and my ex have in common? They both fake the high notes.
14. Why did Mariah Carey storm across the street? ...because the song skipped.
15. What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry

Witty Mariah Carey Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about mariah carey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean carol bells jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mariah carey pranks.