The Best 5 Margret Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Margret jokes. There are some margret katherine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these margret resident puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Margret Jokes and Puns

Greg wins £25,000,000.00 in the nationally lottery and runs home

"Margret, I won the lottery, pack your bags", "why Greg, where are we going?". "I don't care, pack your bags and get out" says Greg.

Old Lady: "Harold? What are you doing with my birth certificate at 3 in the morning?"

Old Man: "Oh, I'm just fawning over how beautiful your name is, darling."

Old Lady: "Harold! That is incredibly sweet of you!"

Old Man: "Well, what can I say? I'm incredibly lucky to have married the woman I love, and that she could have such a beautiful name as... uh..."

*squints and looks at paper*

"...Margret."

So there were two nuns and...

They were riding there bikes down an old cobblestone street, one nun said oh sister Mary Margret I've never come this way before, and sister Mary Margret replied it's the cobblestone streets.

I, for one, wholly support Hillary Clinton.

She genuinely seems like the Margret Thatcher of our time.

Margret Thatcher says "I'm going to screw every miner in Britain"

Jimmy Savile replies "I already did"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the margret ethel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working margret theresa piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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