Marge Jokes
25 marge jokes and hilarious marge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Join Marge Simpson, the beloved long-time Simpsons character, as she shares her favorite jokes about the Smurfs, Kathy, and Marie. Whether you're a die-hard Simpsons fan or just looking for a laugh, these jokes will make your day.
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Funniest Marge Short Jokes
Short marge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The marge humour may include short midge jokes also.
- I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
So I replied "Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair" - Doctor, doctor A man goes into the doctors and says "doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf" and the doctor says "can you describe the symptoms" and he says "yes, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair"
- Went to see my doctor about a blocked ear He asked me to describe the symptoms.
I said homer is a fat bloke and marge has blue hair - Doctor... there's something wrong with my hearing! Describe the symptoms....
Uh...Well Marge has blue hair....homer is fat... - I went to the doctors about my hearing.. I went to the doctors about my hearing and the doctors asked me "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said "Yeah, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair" - A man goes to the doctor Man: doctor I'm having problems with my hearing
Doc: can you describe the symptoms?
Man: marge has blue hair and homer is a fat guy - Doctor, doctor, I think my hearing's going! What are the symptoms?
Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie - Guy goes to the doctor with hearing problems... Doctor: Can you describe the symptoms?
Guy: Yeah, Homers the fat one and Marge has big blue hair - Went to the doctors yesterday... ..I said: "doc, im having problems with my hearing"...."really? Can you describe the symptons?" he replied I said "yes, Marge has blue hair and Homers a fat bloke"
- I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing… He said, Can you describe the symptoms?
I said, They're yellow, Homer's fat, and Marge has blue hair.
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Marge One Liners
Which marge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marge? I can suggest the ones about homer and margarine.
- What does Marge Simpson and the getto have in common? Saying "Homie"
- What did Bart Simpson say when Marge asked him to vacuum his room? Ay caROOMBA!
- My auntie Marge has been in hospital for six months... I can't believe she's not better!
Marge Simpson Jokes
Here is a list of funny marge simpson jokes and even better marge simpson puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Marge Simpson was one of TV's first LGBTQ+ characters She was animation's first Homer-s**...
Howlingly Hilarious Marge Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about marge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make marge pranks.
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
So my friend had some issue with his hearing....
My friend was having some issues with his hearing, so he booked a doctor's appointment. The doctor checked him over and had a look in his ears. The doctor said "okay. So, describe the symptoms". My friend said "well, there's homer. He's the dad. And there's Marge, she's got big blue hair..."
This is probably the only funny joke I know.
I went to the doctor the other day because I was having hearing problems.
He told me to describe my symptoms.
I told him, "Sure. They're yellow. Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair."
My pops favourite joke.
An old man starts to lose his hearing, and goes to the doctors to be diagnosed.
The doctor says to the man, "can you describe to me the symptoms?"
The man replied "yes, Marge has tall blue hair and Homer is an alcoholic."
Hard of Hearing
I went to the Doctors yesterday as my ears were a bit blocked and I couldn't hear too well.
The Doctor asked if I could describe the symptoms, I told him the Father is called Homer and is fat and his wife is called Marge with big blue hair.
Can you speak into my good ear? Doh!
A man goes to the doctor and tells the doctor he is having trouble hearing. the doctor asks him to describe the symptoms. The man replies "Homer is the fat guy and his wife is marge with the blue hair..."
My doctor asked me about the symptoms
I answered: "Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer is fat.
I told my doctor I´d got hearing problems
He said "describe the symptoms"
I said "Homer´s a fat bloke, drinks beer, and Marge has got blue hair"
My aunt Marge..
My aunt Marge has been ill for so long I've started thinking, "I can't believe she's not better.."
A man goes to the doctor
"Doctor," he says, "I'm worried that I might be losing my hearing."
"Oh," replies the doctor, "can you describe the symptoms?"
"Of course," says the man, "Homer's a fat idiot and Marge has big blue hair."
