The Best 24 Marge Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Marge jokes. There are some marge bessie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these marge bert puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Marge Jokes and Puns

Doctor, doctor, I think my hearing's going!

What are the symptoms?

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie

So my friend had some issue with his hearing....

My friend was having some issues with his hearing, so he booked a doctor's appointment. The doctor checked him over and had a look in his ears. The doctor said "okay. So, describe the symptoms". My friend said "well, there's homer. He's the dad. And there's Marge, she's got big blue hair..."

I went to the doctors with hearing problems...

He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
So I replied "Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair"

Marge joke, I went to the doctors with hearing problems...

My aunt Marge..

My aunt Marge has been ill for so long I've started thinking, "I can't believe she's not better.."

"Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf."

"Well, describe the symptoms for me." said the Doctor.

"Alright," said the patient "Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer's bald."


My pops favourite joke.

An old man starts to lose his hearing, and goes to the doctors to be diagnosed.
The doctor says to the man, "can you describe to me the symptoms?"
The man replied "yes, Marge has tall blue hair and Homer is an alcoholic."

I told my doctor IΒ΄d got hearing problems

He said "describe the symptoms"
I said "HomerΒ΄s a fat bloke, drinks beer, and Marge has got blue hair"

Marge joke, I told my doctor IΒ΄d got hearing problems

I went to the doctors about my hearing..

I went to the doctors about my hearing and the doctors asked me "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said "Yeah, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair"

Went to the doctors yesterday...

..I said: "doc, im having problems with my hearing"...."really? Can you describe the symptons?" he replied I said "yes, Marge has blue hair and Homers a fat bloke"

My doctor said "I understand you are experiencing hearing problems. Please describe the symptoms. "

So I told him that Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.

I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing…

He said, Can you describe the symptoms?

I said, They're yellow, Homer's fat, and Marge has blue hair.

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My doctor asked me about the symptoms

I answered: "Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer is fat.

I go to the Doctor

Title:
Doctor: I understand you're experiencing hearing difficulties. Please describe the symptoms.
Text:
Patient: Well, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.

Hard of Hearing

I went to the Doctors yesterday as my ears were a bit blocked and I couldn't hear too well.
The Doctor asked if I could describe the symptoms, I told him the Father is called Homer and is fat and his wife is called Marge with big blue hair.

Why did Homer think Marge was cheating on him?

Because she said she had just done Apu in the toilet

Guy goes to the doctor with hearing problems...

Doctor: Can you describe the symptoms?

Guy: Yeah, Homers the fat one and Marge has big blue hair

Marge joke, Guy goes to the doctor with hearing problems...

Can you speak into my good ear? Doh!

A man goes to the doctor and tells the doctor he is having trouble hearing. the doctor asks him to describe the symptoms. The man replies "Homer is the fat guy and his wife is marge with the blue hair..."

I went to the Doctors about a hearing problem. He asked what symptoms I was getting...

I said "Homer is a fat guy and Marge has big blue hair".

Doctor... there's something wrong with my hearing!

Describe the symptoms....

Uh...Well Marge has blue hair....homer is fat...


A man goes to the doctor

"Doctor," he says, "I'm worried that I might be losing my hearing."
"Oh," replies the doctor, "can you describe the symptoms?"
"Of course," says the man, "Homer's a fat idiot and Marge has big blue hair."

Went to see my doctor about a blocked ear

He asked me to describe the symptoms.
I said homer is a fat bloke and marge has blue hair

A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".

The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"

The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"

A man goes to the doctor

Man: doctor I'm having problems with my hearing

Doc: can you describe the symptoms?

Man: marge has blue hair and homer is a fat guy

Doctor, doctor

A man goes into the doctors and says "doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf" and the doctor says "can you describe the symptoms" and he says "yes, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair"

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