Marge Jokes
16 marge jokes and hilarious marge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Join Marge Simpson, the beloved long-time Simpsons character, as she shares her favorite jokes about the Smurfs, Kathy, and Marie. Whether you're a die-hard Simpsons fan or just looking for a laugh, these jokes will make your day.
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Funniest Marge Short Jokes
Short marge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The marge humour may include short midge jokes also.
- I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
So I replied "Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair" - Doctor, doctor, I think my hearing's going! What are the symptoms?
Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie - My doctor asked me about the symptoms I answered: "Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer is fat.
- My aunt Marge.. My aunt Marge has been ill for so long I've started thinking, "I can't believe she's not better.."
- My doctor said "I understand you are experiencing hearing problems. Please describe the symptoms. " So I told him that Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.
- Why did Homer think Marge was cheating on him? Because she said she had just done Apu in the toilet
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Marge One Liners
Which marge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marge? I can suggest the ones about homer and margarine.
- What does Marge Simpson and the getto have in common? Saying "Homie"
- What did Bart Simpson say when Marge asked him to vacuum his room? Ay caROOMBA!
- My auntie Marge has been in hospital for six months... I can't believe she's not better!
Howlingly Hilarious Marge Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about marge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make marge pranks.
My pops favourite joke.
An old man starts to lose his hearing, and goes to the doctors to be diagnosed.
The doctor says to the man, "can you describe to me the symptoms?"
The man replied "yes, Marge has tall blue hair and Homer is an alcoholic."
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Marge Simpson was one of TV's first LGBTQ+ characters
She was animation's first Homer-s**...
Can you speak into my good ear? Doh!
A man goes to the doctor and tells the doctor he is having trouble hearing. the doctor asks him to describe the symptoms. The man replies "Homer is the fat guy and his wife is marge with the blue hair..."
A woman meets her friend in heaven
She says Marge!! I didn't know you died! What Happened?"
"I froze to death"
"Oh my God! Was it horrible?"
"Not really I guess...I got real cold, got the shivers, then went numb. I just drifted off. But what about you? I didn't know you died"
"Yeah.crazy thing. I knew my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him. He was just sitting there watching TV...but I knew she was there. I ran through all the bedrooms, looked in the closets, under the beds, ran up to the attic...checked the basement...and I had a heart attack!!"
Marge sighs..." Too bad you didn't check the freezer first. We'd both still be alive."
