The Best 9 Margarita Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Margarita jokes. There are some margarita coke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these margarita mojito puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Margarita Jokes and Puns

I was drinking a margarita and the waitress screamed does anyone know CPR?

I yelled, I know the entire alphabet and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one guy.

Was sitting at a bar drinking a margarita when...

a waitress yelled "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled back "I know the whole alphabet!" And we just laughed and laughed and laughed.....well except for one guy.

I was drinking a margarita at the bar....

And a woman screamed "Does anyone know CPR?!"
I replied that i knew the whole alphabet, we laughed and laughed.....well except for one guy.

Margarita joke, I was drinking a margarita at the bar....

A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant and takes a seat...

A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant and takes a seat.

Before he gets to order a his food, the bowl of tortilla chips in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."

The man tries to ignore the chips and orders a margarita.

The chips say, "Ooooh that drink is delicious. Great choice. You're a very smart man."

Starting to freak out, the guy screams to the waiter, "Hey what the heck, this bowl of chips keeps saying nice things to me!!"

Waiter says, "Don't worry about it, the tortilla chips are complimentary."

What do you call a Latina with a flat butt?

Bottomless Margarita


I am sick

Once I was traveling from Mumbai to Singapore. A woman sitting next seat continued looking at me. I understood that this lady had never seen a Sikh person before.

Midway in the flight when the tea and snacks were served, I struck a conversation with the lady.

Her name was Margarita and she belonged to Spain.

She asked, "what are you?"

I replied, "I am Sikh."

"I am sorry," said the young lady, "hope you get well soon."

I replied,"no dear, I am not sick as that of the body, I am Sikh as of religion."

She shook hands with me and said, "it is nice meeting you, I am also sick of religion."

Customer: "Could i have a margarita with light ice?"

Bartender: "I'm sorry, but all our ice weighs the same."

Margarita joke, Customer: "Could i have a margarita with light ice?"

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot everytime.

Wanna know the difference between a man and a matgarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the margarita cocktail jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working margarita sangria piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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