Margaret Thatcher Jokes
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Short margaret thatcher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The margaret thatcher humour may include short winston churchill jokes also.
- I was once in an art gallery once looking at a painting of Margaret Thatcher in a bikini ... a security guard wandered over to me and said sir you can't wear that in here
- Why did Margaret Thatcher hate the Trade Unions? Because they include u and i but not her.
- First Jimmy Saville, and now Margaret Thatcher... It's been a good couple of months for miners.
- What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common? They both like shafting miners
- What's do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common? They both like shafting miners
credit to u/the_real_ben_shapiro - What does Margaret Thatcher and jimi saville have in common? They both went down on miners...
- I just bought Margaret Thatcher's 2013 calendar It was a rip off though, it only goes up to April...
- My swimming instructor asked me what my favourite s**... was. Apparently "The one that killed Margaret Thatcher" wasn't the right answer.
- So, my swimming instructor asked me a question. "what's your favourite s**...?" He asked me.
Apparently "the one that killed Margaret Thatcher" wasn't the right answer. - What do you call a s**... assault that takes place at a monument to Margaret Thatcher ? Statue-Tory r**...
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Margaret Thatcher One Liners
Which margaret thatcher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with margaret thatcher? I can suggest the ones about prime minister and queen elizabeth.
- What do Margaret Thatcher & prince andrew have in common? ...They both shafted miners!
- What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech? Margaret Thatcher
- The Ironic Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, The Iron Lady. Theresa May, The "Irony" Lady
- Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake... ...it was Thatchers Cold
- Why can't Margaret Thatcher play chess? She's dead.
- When Dennis Thatcher had s**... with Margaret Thatcher he called it pumping iron.
Uproarious Margaret Thatcher Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about margaret thatcher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make margaret thatcher pranks.
Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner
Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner. The waiter comes along and asks her what she will be eating tonight.
Margaret replies, 'I'll have the steak.'
The waiter then asks, 'What about the vegetables?'
To which Margaret says, 'They'll have the same as me.'
Margaret Thatcher walks out of a restaurant and sees a man with a sign "Falklands veteran, please give generously".
She hands him a 20 pound bill, then He gives a big smile and says "Muchas Gracias Señora!".
My toddler refused to get her PJs on because she was watching The Iron Lady, a biopic about Margaret Thatcher, along with our family.
I said, "Looks like we have a minor strike on our hands."
(A triple ententre for the win.)