Margaret Jokes
24 margaret jokes and hilarious margaret puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about margaret that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Margaret Short Jokes
Short margaret jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The margaret humour may include short margaret thatcher jokes also.
- I was once in an art gallery once looking at a painting of Margaret Thatcher in a bikini ... a security guard wandered over to me and said sir you can't wear that in here
- Why did Margaret Thatcher hate the Trade Unions? Because they include u and i but not her.
- First Jimmy Saville, and now Margaret Thatcher... It's been a good couple of months for miners.
- What's do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common? They both like shafting miners
- I just bought Margaret Thatcher's 2013 calendar It was a rip off though, it only goes up to April...
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Margaret One Liners
Which margaret one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with margaret? I can suggest the ones about sister and carol.
- A poem about old ladies underwear Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Margarets are green. - What do you call a fight between J.K. Rowling and Margaret Atwood? A TERF war.
- The Ironic Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, The Iron Lady. Theresa May, The "Irony" Lady
- Sister Margaret just hit my friend with her car. She got charged with hit and nun.
- Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake... ...it was Thatchers Cold
- Why can't Margaret Thatcher play chess? She's dead.
- What do Margaret Thatcher & prince andrew have in common? ...They both shafted miners!
- What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech? Margaret Thatcher
- When Dennis Thatcher had s**... with Margaret Thatcher he called it pumping iron.
Entertaining Margaret Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about margaret you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean remarry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make margaret pranks.
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My swimming instructor asked me what my favourite s**... was.
Apparently "The one that killed Margaret Thatcher" wasn't the right answer.
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Bedroom animals
A pair of newlyweds are out for drinks with a middle-aged couple who have been married for twenty years.
Having knocked back a few, the older husband turns to the newlyweds and remarks with a wink: "I bet you two are like a couple of rabbits in the bedroom."
The newlyweds laugh awkwardly at this, and then the young husband asks "Well, what kind of bedroom animals are you two then?"
The older husband screws up his face and thinks about it for a moment, then exclaims wryly: "Don't know about me, but Margaret here would have to be a camel: she can go for weeks and weeks without s**...."
Without missing a beat, Margaret replies: "That's funny because I was thinking George here would also be a camel: two humps and it's over."
An old man was lying on his deathbed.
An old man was lying on his deathbed. His wife of forty years was holding his hand.
He looked at her and said Margaret, It seems like you have always been with me when I was in need. Remember that time I fell down the stairs? You stayed with me. And when I lost my job? You were right there. Now that I am dying, you are here. You know what, Margaret?
What, John?
I think you're a jinx.
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A couple in an old people's home we're having an argument, Margaret found out Egbert had been cheating. Egbert did love a h**....
Margaret said to Egbert 'What does Dorothy have that I don't?
Egbert replied 'Parkinsons'.
Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner
Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner. The waiter comes along and asks her what she will be eating tonight.
Margaret replies, 'I'll have the steak.'
The waiter then asks, 'What about the vegetables?'
To which Margaret says, 'They'll have the same as me.'
Margaret Thatcher walks out of a restaurant and sees a man with a sign "Falklands veteran, please give generously".
She hands him a 20 pound bill, then He gives a big smile and says "Muchas Gracias Señora!".
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My wife makes excuses for stuff by saying she's OCD.
Nobody cares if you're a rapper, Margaret.
My toddler refused to get her PJs on because she was watching The Iron Lady, a biopic about Margaret Thatcher, along with our family.
I said, "Looks like we have a minor strike on our hands."
(A triple ententre for the win.)
