The Best 14 Margaret Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Margaret jokes. There are some margaret bed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these margaret edith puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Margaret Jokes and Puns
First Jimmy Saville, and now Margaret Thatcher...
It's been a good couple of months for miners.
What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech?
Margaret Thatcher
An old man was lying on his deathbed.
An old man was lying on his deathbed. His wife of forty years was holding his hand.
He looked at her and said Margaret, It seems like you have always been with me when I was in need. Remember that time I fell down the stairs? You stayed with me. And when I lost my job? You were right there. Now that I am dying, you are here. You know what, Margaret?
What, John?
I think you're a jinx.
What do Margaret Thatcher & Prince Andrew have in common?
...They both shafted miners!
Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner
Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner. The waiter comes along and asks her what she will be eating tonight.
Margaret replies, 'I'll have the steak.'
The waiter then asks, 'What about the vegetables?'
To which Margaret says, 'They'll have the same as me.'
My toddler refused to get her PJs on because she was watching The Iron Lady, a biopic about Margaret Thatcher, along with our family.
I said, "Looks like we have a minor strike on our hands."
(A triple ententre for the win.)
What do you call a sexual assault that takes place at a monument to Margaret Thatcher ?
Statue-Tory rape
What's do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common?
They both like shafting miners
credit to u/the_real_ben_shapiro
What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common?
They both like shafting miners
Why did Margaret Thatcher hate the Trade Unions?
Because they include u and i but not her.
A couple in an old people's home we're having an argument, Margaret found out Egbert had been cheating. Egbert did love a handjob.
Margaret said to Egbert 'What does Dorothy have that I don't?
Egbert replied 'Parkinsons'.
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So, my swimming instructor asked me a question.
"what's your favourite stroke?" He asked me.
Apparently "the one that killed Margaret Thatcher" wasn't the right answer.
Margaret Thatcher walks out of a restaurant and sees a man with a sign "Falklands veteran, please give generously".
She hands him a 20 pound bill, then He gives a big smile and says "Muchas Gracias Señora!".
My swimming instructor asked me what my favourite stroke was.
Apparently "The one that killed Margaret Thatcher" wasn't the right answer.
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