Following is our collection of funniest Mares jokes. There are some mares equine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mares gallop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
In case of any night mares!
Young Bill was courting Mabel, from the adjoining cattle ranch.
One evening, as they sat on Bill's porch watching the sun go down over the western hills, Bill spied his prized stallion humping one of his mares.
He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to put the move on Mabel.
He leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Mabel, I'd sure like to do what that stallion is doing."
Mabel whispered back, "Go ahead. She's your mare!"
Because they were full of knight mares.
With a eunuch-orn.
This morning my grandfather asked her, "Why are you dreaming of horses?"
Get it, horses are "mares"... Night"mares" hehe plz don't hurt me
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mares rode jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working mares stallion piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.