The Best 14 Mare Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mare jokes. There are some mare foal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mare colt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mare Jokes and Puns

I dreamt about a horse last night.

It turned out to be a night mare.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

I had a dream last night about an armored horse.

It was a Knight mare.

Mare joke, I had a dream last night about an armored horse.

I keep having this recurring dream about a horse wearing a suit of armor

Actually, it may be more of a knight mare.

Every time the sun goes down, I get attacked by a horse.

What a night mare.

What do you call a knight's horse that's misbehaving?

A knight mare.

A man goes into a psychiatrist's office

He says, "Doctor, I've been having sexual feeling towards my horse."

The psychiatrist says, "How long have you been having these feelings?"

The man responds, "About three months."

The psychiatrist asks, "Is the horse a stallion or a mare?"

The man says, "A mare! I'm not some kind of pervert."

Mare joke, A man goes into a psychiatrist's office

What do you call a stable female?

A mare.

(This was a clue on the Daily Crossword app today which I couldn't figure out. I thought it was cute.)

I bought a female horse around 10pm

What a night mare

What do you call a mare who has countless sex?

A Whorse.

I went horseback riding and nearly died

It was a night mare

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What do you call a nocturnal horse?

A night mare


I used to have a horse that would only let me ride it in the middle of the night...

It was a night mare.

Why couldn't the mare speak?

It was a little horse.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mare nay jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mare neigh piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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