Mare Jokes

Laughter is the best medicine for the soul, so why not hop on your saddle and take a ride with our selection of Mare Jokes? Enjoy this compilation of jokes from the Weston Super Mare, the chestnut mare from Mare of Easttown, and more. Gallop through these humorous one-liners while you hold the reins tightly in your hands. Make sure to tell these jokes with your friends at the next nocturnal!

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I dreamt about a horse last night.

It turned out to be a night mare.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

I had a dream last night about an armored horse.

It was a Knight mare.

My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark

It's becoming a night mare.

I keep having this recurring dream about a horse wearing a suit of armor

Actually, it may be more of a knight mare.

I have a few female horses, but one of them always starts freaking out while riding at night

She's my worst night mare

Every time the sun goes down, I get attacked by a horse.

What a night mare.

Mare joke, Every time the sun goes down, I get attacked by a horse.

What do you call a knight's horse that's misbehaving?

A knight mare.

A man goes into a psychiatrist's office

He says, "Doctor, I've been having s**... feeling towards my horse."

The psychiatrist says, "How long have you been having these feelings?"

The man responds, "About three months."

The psychiatrist asks, "Is the horse a stallion or a mare?"

The man says, "A mare! I'm not some kind of pervert."

I bought a female horse around 10pm

What a night mare

I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse

Well, it was actually more of a night mare.

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What do you call it when a tap dancing mare signals for help?

Horse code

What do you call the leader of Horsetown?

The Mare

What do you call a stable female?

A mare.

(This was a clue on the Daily Crossword app today which I couldn't figure out. I thought it was cute.)

What do you call a mare who has countless s**...?

A Whorse.

I went horseback riding and nearly died

It was a night mare

Mare joke, I went horseback riding and nearly died

What do you call a nocturnal horse?

A night mare


I used to have a horse that would only let me ride it in the middle of the night...

It was a night mare.

Why couldn't the mare speak?

It was a little horse.

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We suggest you to use only working mare neigh piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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