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I dreamt about a horse last night.
It turned out to be a night mare.
Which horse runs the city?
The mare, of course
I had a dream last night about an armored horse.
It was a Knight mare.
My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark
It's becoming a night mare.
I keep having this recurring dream about a horse wearing a suit of armor
Actually, it may be more of a knight mare.
I have a few female horses, but one of them always starts freaking out while riding at night
She's my worst night mare
Every time the sun goes down, I get attacked by a horse.
What a night mare.
What do you call a knight's horse that's misbehaving?
A knight mare.
A man goes into a psychiatrist's office
He says, "Doctor, I've been having s**... feeling towards my horse."
The psychiatrist says, "How long have you been having these feelings?"
The man responds, "About three months."
The psychiatrist asks, "Is the horse a stallion or a mare?"
The man says, "A mare! I'm not some kind of pervert."
I bought a female horse around 10pm
What a night mare
I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse
Well, it was actually more of a night mare.
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What do you call it when a tap dancing mare signals for help?
Horse code
What do you call the leader of Horsetown?
The Mare
What do you call a stable female?
A mare.
(This was a clue on the Daily Crossword app today which I couldn't figure out. I thought it was cute.)
What do you call a mare who has countless s**...?
A Whorse.
I went horseback riding and nearly died
It was a night mare
What do you call a nocturnal horse?
A night mare
:D
I used to have a horse that would only let me ride it in the middle of the night...
It was a night mare.
Why couldn't the mare speak?
It was a little horse.
