Mare Jokes
28 mare jokes and hilarious mare puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mare that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laughter is the best medicine for the soul, so why not hop on your saddle and take a ride with our selection of Mare Jokes? Enjoy this compilation of jokes from the Weston Super Mare, the chestnut mare from Mare of Easttown, and more. Gallop through these humorous one-liners while you hold the reins tightly in your hands. Make sure to tell these jokes with your friends at the next nocturnal!
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Funniest Mare Short Jokes
Short mare jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mare humour may include short mere jokes also.
- I keep having this recurring dream about a horse wearing a suit of armor Actually, it may be more of a knight mare.
- I have a few female horses, but one of them always starts freaking out while riding at night She's my worst night mare
- I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse Well, it was actually more of a night mare.
- What do you call a stable female? A mare.
(This was a clue on the Daily Crossword app today which I couldn't figure out. I thought it was cute.) - Why did the cowardly king refuse to visit his stables? Because they were full of knight mares.
- I used to have a horse that would only let me ride it in the middle of the night... It was a night mare.
- The old farmer hates when the horses neigh at night. The weird noises give him night-mares
- Last night my sister woke up because of a nightmare. This morning my grandfather asked her, "Why are you dreaming of horses?"
Get it, horses are "mares"... Night"mares" hehe plz don't hurt me - Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare! - A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
He got colt feet.
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Mare One Liners
Which mare one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mare? I can suggest the ones about mate and mart.
- I dreamt about a horse last night. It turned out to be a night mare.
- Which horse runs the city? The mare, of course
- I had a dream last night about an armored horse. It was a Knight mare.
- My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark It's becoming a night mare.
- Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle? In case of any night mares!
- Every time the sun goes down, I get attacked by a horse. What a night mare.
- Horses are awesome during the day. But then, they become night-mares.
- What do you call a knight's horse that's misbehaving? A knight mare.
- I bought a female horse around 10pm What a night mare
- What do you call it when a tap dancing mare signals for help? Horse code
- What do you call the leader of Horsetown? The Mare
- I went horseback riding and nearly died It was a night mare
- What do you call a scary horse? A night-mare.
- What do you call a nocturnal horse? A night mare
:D - Why couldn't the mare speak? It was a little horse.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Mare Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about mare you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mast jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mare pranks.
A man goes into a psychiatrist's office
He says, "Doctor, I've been having s**... feeling towards my horse."
The psychiatrist says, "How long have you been having these feelings?"
The man responds, "About three months."
The psychiatrist asks, "Is the horse a stallion or a mare?"
The man says, "A mare! I'm not some kind of pervert."
