march madness Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious march madness puns

The wife phoned me and said, "You better come to the hospital. My mother hasn't got long to live!"

I replied, "But it's March Madness! All the basketball games are important!"

She said, "Record it and watch it later."

You should have seen her face when I turned up at the hospital with the camcorder and the tripod…


Saw a woman in Walmart who had March Madness teeth this morning

She was down to her final 4!!!


I saw a woman in Walmart with March Madness teeth.

She was down to the Final Four.


Q: What did March say to the madness? A: "What's all that bracket?"


What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac


This is blasphemy! This is madness!!


I hate March Madness because it's too Canadian.

You know, the NC double Eh.


I saw a lady at Walmart with her March Madness teeth...

She was down to her final four.


What are the most funny March Madness jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about March Madness? Well, here are the best March Madness dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and March Madness pick up lines to share with friends.

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