March Madness Jokes
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The wife phoned me and said, "You better come to the hospital. My mother hasn't got long to live!"
I replied, "But it's March Madness! All the basketball games are important!"
She said, "Record it and watch it later."
You should have seen her face when I turned up at the hospital with the camcorder and the tripod…
A circle walks into a bar. The bartender sees him, and waves, then shouts to the whole room, "another drink for everybody - on this guy!" Everybody in the pub cheers.
But the circle is not happy. Frowning, he marches up to the bartender. "What the eff, dude? Why are all the drinks on me?" , the circle angrily demands of the bartender.
The bartender replies, "hey, don't get mad, circle buddy. It's just ... you're round!"
Saw a woman in Walmart who had March Madness teeth this morning
She was down to her final 4!!!
Miskatonic University Eliminated First Round of NCAA Tournament
Officials cite g**... misunderstanding of March Madness …
There's a reason they call it "March Madness".
A Duke fan, a Kentucky fan, and a Tennessee fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most.
The Tennessee fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells This is for the Vols! and jumps off the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the UK fan next professes his love for his team. He screams This is for the Cats! and pushes the Duke fan off the mountain.
I ran into R. Kelly while he was filling out a March Madness bracket.
He was picking primarily the 14s and 15s.
Turns out he's really into #1 too.
Cruel March Madness Odds
If you want a sure thing in your men's NCAA tournament pool, you'll need to fill out the 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 brackets necessary to guarantee a winner. Just leave yourself *plenty* of time to finish them all*:* if you filled out one bracket every second it would take you 292 billion years to cover all the possibilities.
celebrating pi day isn't as fun as watching basketball
I once watched a month full of march madness. From behind the arc I saw a three point won four.... won five games.
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