March 1st Jokes
14 march 1st jokes and hilarious march 1st puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about march 1st that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest March 1st Short Jokes
Short march 1st jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The march 1st humour may include short april 1st jokes also.
- Me: "What day is it?"... Daughter: "March 1st" Me, marching around the room: "Okay, what day is it?"
- Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
- Man: When is your birthday? Woman: March 1st
*Man walks back and forth for a few seconds*
Man: Ok now tell me when's your birthday - I asked my new girlfriend when her birthday was.. She said March 1st, So i walked round the room and asked her again...
- I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was and she said March 1st. Been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn't told me.
- So today... I asked a friend when their birthday was. They told me March 1st
So I stood up, walked around the room and asked again - When is your birthday? Boy: When is your birthday?
Girl: March 1st.
Boy (Marches around the room): When is your birthday? - I asked my date when her birthday was... She responded "March 1st" so I walked around the room and asked again
- I asked my friend when their birthday was. He said March 1st.
I stood up, walked around the room, and asked again. - Husband cheated on his 10 year wife Husband: Sorry but i have cheated
Wife: I have as well
Husband: April the 1st lol lol lol
Wife: what's so funny? and 3rd of march
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March 1st One Liners
Which march 1st one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with march 1st? I can suggest the ones about march and january 1st.
- Why was the soldier tired on April 1st? He had just come through a 31-day March.
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1st? They just finished a 31 day March.
March 1st Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about march 1st you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean first april jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make march 1st pranks.
I was on a date with a woman.
"When's your birthday?" I asked.
'13th of March."
"When's your mother's birthday?" I asked.
"24th of December."
"When's your father's birthday?" I asked.
"1st of October."
"Excellent," I replied. "So, when do you have s**... with someone for the first time?"
"Usually after four dates," she said.
"Ok, when's Valentine's Day?" I asked.
"Um...14th of February."
I said, "Perfect. Back to your place or mine?"