The Best 27 Marc Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Marc jokes. There are some marc publisher jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these marc marco puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Marc Jokes and Puns
What comes after March?
April, fools!
Cars & sex
-Hey Marc, I bet your sexlife is like your Ferrari!
"I don't have a Ferrari."
-That's what i mean.
Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
March forth is National Grammar Day
March forth, it is National Grammar Day on March 4th!
Marching band season? More like ibuprofen season.
At least I'll be an ibuprofessional by the time it's over.
A marching band passed by this morning, shouting "Make America Great Again!"
Must be some Donald Trumpeters.
Man's March (on Washington)
Can be observed every day at 8am. Also known as going to work.
The March for Life is all fine and well.....
But why are we forgetting the January and February for Life?
The Women's March is organising a strike day where women won't do anything
Thank god I know how to make sandwiches
They say one in ten men are homosexual
In my group of friends I'm pretty sure it's Marc. He's really cute
So March 8th was International Womens day, so when's international Men's day?
Who am I kidding, that's every day lol
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Mr. Marcus was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense.
"You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?" The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?" The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win."
The way I see it, the March for Science has really turned out to be more of a parade for science puns than an actual protest.
And I'm totally Oxygen-Potassium with that.
What has four legs and goes "marc, marc?"
A dog with a harelip.
Can March walk?
**No, but April May.**
Do you know why they chose Marc Webb to direct The Amazing Spiderman 1 and 2?
His name is Marc.
The Women's March is today
What do Marco Rubio and an AR-15 have in common?
They're both really easy to buy in Florida.
I think the March for Our Lives Movement is slowing down.
I mean, first they were running for their lives, now they're just marching.
Marcus Aurelius was a Roman Emperor, a very smart man and ahead of his time.
A strict disciplinarian he hated when his soldiers drank on the job but had no way of policing it. Until he realised that the offending soldiers would urinate much more than the sober ones. So he started to measure the output of the soldiers. Do you know what he used to measure it?
Roman Urinals
How did Marco Polo cross Siberia?
He took it one steppe at a time.
Marc, with a C I said to the person at the coffee shop register.
Cark is what they wrote on the cup.
What's a marching bands favorite Germanic Tribe?
The Saxons
I went to the march of dimes this weekend.
But they were all 6s at best.
On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month
How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!
Marcel Marceau and Charlie Chaplin were booked to perform at a benefit.
Naturally since they were both silent performers, their acts relied purely on physical humor. The night of the performance they were backstage comparing notes and discovered they had planned to do almost the same bits: man stuck in box; man pulling rope; man walking against the wind; etc.
I guess it just goes to show, great mimes think alike.
What does broke Marc Antony say?
Friends, Romans, countrymen, I'm in arrears.
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