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Funniest Marathon Runner Short Jokes

Short marathon runner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The marathon runner humour may include short olympic runner jokes also.

  1. What is a marathon runner doing when he starts a marathon in Russia that ends in Finland? Russian to Finnish.
  2. What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race? Josh Duggar at a family reunion.
  3. An atheist, a vegan, and a marathon runner walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.
  4. Last week I ran my first marathon Everything went smoothly and the runners had a great time
  5. How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction? There both just honestly happy to finish
  6. I'm participating in a marathon this year. I'm the guy that pours cups of water for the runners.
  7. What's a marathon runner doing at the Scandinavian Queueing Championships? He's trying to get to the Finnish line.
  8. I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'.
  9. Marathon Boston So I heard the runners at the marathon had a blast.
  10. My favorite part of a marathon is... My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of v**....

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Marathon Runner One Liners

Which marathon runner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marathon runner? I can suggest the ones about running marathon and marathon.

  1. What do runners eat before a marathon? Nothing.
    They fast.
  2. Why did the marathon runner end up in jail? For resisting a rest.
  3. There is a running joke among marathon runners ... ... that has even won some medals.
  4. What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop? A joggernaut.
  5. What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time? A line of marathon runners
  6. In the end, all marathon runners in a marathon win a trophy... A hypertrophy
  7. What do you call a marathon runner whose Dad is remarried? A step-sister.
  8. What do you call a bigoted marathon runner? A racist
  9. Congratulations to all the runners in the Boston Marathon. You survived
  10. What do you call a marathon if all the runners are transvestites? A drag race.
  11. Did you hear about the white supremacist marathon runner? He's a real racist.
  12. What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common? Nails in their hands and feet
  13. THATS IT! I cant stand marathon runners ANYMORE.... This time they've gone TOO FAR
  14. What do you call a Paraplegic runner? A Boston Marathon Victim.
  15. A Boston Marathon runner was asked about his experience. He said it was a blast.

Heartwarming Marathon Runner Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about marathon runner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean running race jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make marathon runner pranks.

Last year I entered a marathon.

The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.
The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"
I replied, "You really want to know?"
Then I dropped out of the race.

What do h**... and a boston marathon runner have in common

The inability to finish a race

What's the difference between h**... and a marathon runner?

The marathon runner can successfully finish a race

I believe that marathons are bad. They are an excess; a p**... of healthy running. Running anything more than a few miles puts serious wear and tear on the joints without any benefit. Runners should be limited to no more than a 5k at the most, and marathons should be banned.

… and don't tell me that I'm just being racist.

What's the difference between h**... and a professional marathon runner?

The professional marathon runner finished the race. h**... didn't

What did 5000 Boston Marathon runners do that h**... didn't?

They finished a race.