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What is a marathon runner doing when he starts a marathon in Russia that ends in Finland?
Russian to Finnish.
If I say that marathons are superior to sprints...
does that make me a racist?
Why did the marathon runner end up in jail?
For resisting a rest.
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I believe that marathons are bad. They are an excess; a p**... of healthy running. Running anything more than a few miles puts serious wear and tear on the joints without any benefit. Runners should be limited to no more than a 5k at the most, and marathons should be banned.
… and don't tell me that I'm just being racist.
I did a marathon the other day. You might ask how I went
I ran
What's a marathon runner doing at the Scandinavian Queueing Championships?
He's trying to get to the Finnish line.
Marathon
Just won my first marathon. I am experiencing the thrill of victory and the agony of de feet.
There's a new marathon running store opening up in my area
Called prolapse.
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