Maple Syrup Jokes
40 maple syrup jokes and hilarious maple syrup puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about maple syrup that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Maple Syrup Short Jokes
Short maple syrup jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The maple syrup humour may include short maple jokes also.
- When a maple syrup producer sees a maple tree they don't own, do they think "I'd tap that"?
- Did you hear about the guy who couldn't stop pouring maple syrup on his bike? Apparently he's stuck in a viscous cycle.
- My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
- Toast at a Wedding "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." That's an Irish toast.
"cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup." That's a French toast. - What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree? "I'd tap that."
- Blood is Thicker than water, but maple syrup is Thicker than blood. Therefore, pancakes are more important than family.
- Why hasn't science cured Canadians' syrup addiction yet? Funding dried up when it was realized it maple money from other import causes.
- A ship hauling maple syrup ran ashore, The captain was quoted as saying, "It's a sticky situation."
- Imagine the guy who invented maple syrup... Hey this tree tastes way better than the last 10 trees I s**...!
- If you scratch and sniff a Canadian dollar, you can smell maple syrup If you scratch and sniff an American dollar, you can smell a stripper's p**... hair
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Maple Syrup One Liners
Which maple syrup one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with maple syrup? I can suggest the ones about maple tree and toronto maple.
- What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard? Just turn off sticky keys
- I put maple syrup on shopping list Now it's all sticky!
- Did you hear about the maple syrup company that went out of business? Those Poor Saps.
- I put some maple syrup on my meatballs I wanted to make them Swedish (sweetish),
- Making Maple Syrup Is a sticky business
- I pour maple syrup over my essays Because they're 100% waffle.
- What do you call maple syrup with a speech impediment? Mrs. Stuttersworth.
- I invented a new maple syrup! It's called Ain't Yo Mama's
- Air Canada is the worst Instead of peanuts we got maple syrup
- What kind of Maple Syrup does yo mama use? Aunt Jemima. Hehehe.
- What do you call ants in your syrup? Maple flakes
From my well intentioned girlfriend - Did you hear what Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau got on his SAT's? Maple Syrup.
Maple Syrup Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about maple syrup you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean syrup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make maple syrup pranks.
I smell maple syrup!
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . .
molasses."
There once was a family of moles in their mole hole when one smelled something sweet...
The father mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said "is that honey?" So the mother mole squeezed through the hole next to the father and smelled "that may be maple syrup! It smells so wonderful!" The baby mole, wanting to see what all the commotion was about, frustratingly couldn't fit between the father and mother mole. So he wailed " All I smell is molasses!"
Three men are on a boat back to North America...
A Mexican, an American, and a Canadian are all heading back to their home countries after going on a vacation in Europe. Suddenly the boat starts to sink. The Canadian says, "The boat is too heavy, we need to get rid of some stuff." The Mexican says, "We already have too many of these in Mexico!" and he throws the tacos out of the boat. The Canadian says, "We already have too many of these in Canada!" and he throws all the maple syrup off the boat. The American says, "We already have too many of these in America!" and he throws the Mexican off the boat.
*apoligies for racism, I am not a racist person*
The Enterprise-D had just accomplished a major Starfleet mission, so the crew went to celebrate at Ten Forward. Captain Picard and Chief O'Brien were chosen to give the toasts.
First O'Brien gave his toast; "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live."
Next Picard gave his toast; "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup."
The bartender, Guinan, admired O'Brien's toast, but was absolutely confused by Picard's.
So O'Brien explained, "As you all know, I'm from Ireland, so I gave a traditional Irish toast."
And Picard explained, "And as you all know, I'm from France..."
My grandfather's favorite joke
An old fisherman makes camp up in the wild north country near a blue-green lake, and in the morning he starts to make breakfast. As he's cooking, a little family of moles living in a mole-hill nearby begin to smell what the old fisherman's cooking. The mother mole says Hey! Old Fisherman's cooking, and it smells like bacon! The father mole sniffs the air and says No no I smell pancakes, butter and maple syrup! The teenager mole says You're both wrong! He's making eggs! And the littlest mole says I don't know what you're all talking about, all I smell is mole-a**... .
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I smell is MOLASSES!"