Maple Leafs Jokes

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Funniest Maple Leafs Short Jokes

Short maple leafs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The maple leafs humour may include short leafs jokes also.

1. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
2. What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice.
3. What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep.
4. How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nobody knows.
   They always say they'll do it next year.
5. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
6. What do Toronto Maple Leaf fans and Palestinians have in common? They both wish it was 1967.
7. I was worried that my maple tree died this winter, but its starting to grow new buds. What a re-leaf!
8. TIL that Fred Rogers never got to visit Toronto. He had to use his imagination to travel to the Land of Maple Leafs.
9. What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!
10. What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.

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Maple Leafs One Liners

Which maple leafs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with maple leafs? I can suggest the ones about toronto maple and maple.

1. I don't believe Canada is real. I think it's all maple leaf.
2. Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net.
3. Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea? Because Boston has all the cups!
4. What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a Maple Leaf? Six more weeks of hockey.
5. What do Maple Leaf players have in common with Abe Lincoln? They can't finish a play.
6. What do you call a tree role playing maple-leaf
7. How do Canadians take care of their skin? Maybe it's maple leaf.
8. What will happen if we change maple leaf into p**... leaf? Canada will become Cannabis

Toronto Maple Leafs Jokes

Here is a list of funny toronto maple leafs jokes and even better toronto maple leafs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup
• I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website They can't even put THREE W's together!
• How to fix a broken vacuum. If you ever come a cross a broken vacuum, put a toronto maple leaf hockey jersey on it.
  It will start s**... right away.
• What's the difference between a line of c**... and Toronto Maple Leafs tickets? People would pass up the Leafs tickets.

Laughable Maple Leafs Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about maple leafs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean maple tree jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make maple leafs pranks.