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87 maple jokes and hilarious maple puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about maple that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover some of the funniest jokes out there related to the maple tree - from maple syrup to maple leafs milk and hardwood spruce. Find out why the iconic Toronto Maple Leafs hold such a special place in Canadian humor!

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Funniest Maple Short Jokes

Short maple jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The maple humour may include short birch jokes also.

  1. When a maple syrup producer sees a maple tree they don't own, do they think "I'd tap that"?
  2. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
  3. Did you hear about the guy who couldn't stop pouring maple syrup on his bike? Apparently he's stuck in a viscous cycle.
  4. What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice.
  5. My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
  6. Toast at a Wedding "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." That's an Irish toast.
    "cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup." That's a French toast.
  7. What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep.
  8. What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree? "I'd tap that."
  9. How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nobody knows.
    They always say they'll do it next year.
  10. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.

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Maple One Liners

Which maple one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with maple? I can suggest the ones about walnut and spruce.

  1. I don't believe Canada is real. I think it's all maple leaf.
  2. Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net.
  3. Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet? Maple Stirrups.
  4. What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard? Just turn off sticky keys
  5. Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea? Because Boston has all the cups!
  6. What Canadian holiday is celebrated on May 1st? Maple Fool's Day
  7. I put maple syrup on shopping list Now it's all sticky!
  8. Canada is a logging nation. Maple trees, spruce tress, and indigenous family trees.
  9. Did you hear about the maple syrup company that went out of business? Those Poor Saps.
  10. What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a Maple Leaf? Six more weeks of hockey.
  11. Girl, are you a maple tree? Cause I'd tap that.
  12. The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy
  13. What did the Cedar Tree say to the Maple Tree? What's Sap
  14. I put some maple syrup on my meatballs I wanted to make them Swedish (sweetish),
  15. What do Maple Leaf players have in common with Abe Lincoln? They can't finish a play.

Maple Syrup Jokes

Here is a list of funny maple syrup jokes and even better maple syrup puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Blood is Thicker than water, but maple syrup is Thicker than blood. Therefore, pancakes are more important than family.
  • Making Maple Syrup Is a sticky business
  • I pour maple syrup over my essays Because they're 100% waffle.
  • Why hasn't science cured Canadians' syrup addiction yet? Funding dried up when it was realized it maple money from other import causes.
  • What do you call maple syrup with a speech impediment? Mrs. Stuttersworth.
  • I invented a new maple syrup! It's called Ain't Yo Mama's
  • Air Canada is the worst Instead of peanuts we got maple syrup
  • What kind of Maple Syrup does yo mama use? Aunt Jemima. Hehehe.
  • What do you call ants in your syrup? Maple flakes
    From my well intentioned girlfriend
  • Did you hear what Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau got on his SAT's? Maple Syrup.

Maple Leafs Jokes

Here is a list of funny maple leafs jokes and even better maple leafs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do Toronto Maple Leaf fans and Palestinians have in common? They both wish it was 1967.
  • I was worried that my maple tree died this winter, but its starting to grow new buds. What a re-leaf!
  • TIL that Fred Rogers never got to visit Toronto. He had to use his imagination to travel to the Land of Maple Leafs.
  • What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!
  • What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.
  • The maple leafs are my favourite curling team Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye.
  • What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup
  • Why were the Maple Leafs strumming guitars and singing sombrely on the ice? They were playing the Blues
  • What do you call a tree role playing maple-leaf
  • I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website They can't even put THREE W's together!
Maple joke, I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website

Maple Tree Jokes

Here is a list of funny maple tree jokes and even better maple tree puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the hebrew tree say when the French man asked it's name? Jew Maple
  • Why did the boy climb the tree with his hockey stick? Because he wanted to play for the maple leafs.
  • Imagine the guy who invented maple syrup... Hey this tree tastes way better than the last 10 trees I s**...!

Toronto Maple Jokes

Here is a list of funny toronto maple jokes and even better toronto maple puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is the similarity between the Titanic and the Toronto Maple Leaves? They looked pretty good until they hit the ice.
  • How to fix a broken vacuum. If you ever come a cross a broken vacuum, put a toronto maple leaf hockey jersey on it.
    It will start s**... right away.
  • What's the difference between a line of c**... and Toronto Maple Leafs tickets? People would pass up the Leafs tickets.

Maple Leaf Jokes

Here is a list of funny maple leaf jokes and even better maple leaf puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spruce it up a bit.
  • How do Canadians take care of their skin? Maybe it's maple leaf.
  • What will happen if we change maple leaf into p**... leaf? Canada will become Cannabis
Maple joke, What will happen if we change maple leaf into p**... leaf?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about maple can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of maple puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Howlingly Hilarious Maple Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about maple you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hickory jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make maple prank.

Three men are on a boat back to North America...

A Mexican, an American, and a Canadian are all heading back to their home countries after going on a vacation in Europe. Suddenly the boat starts to sink. The Canadian says, "The boat is too heavy, we need to get rid of some stuff." The Mexican says, "We already have too many of these in Mexico!" and he throws the tacos out of the boat. The Canadian says, "We already have too many of these in Canada!" and he throws all the maple syrup off the boat. The American says, "We already have too many of these in America!" and he throws the Mexican off the boat.
*apoligies for racism, I am not a racist person*

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

There once was a family of moles in their mole hole when one smelled something sweet...

The father mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said "is that honey?" So the mother mole squeezed through the hole next to the father and smelled "that may be maple syrup! It smells so wonderful!" The baby mole, wanting to see what all the commotion was about, frustratingly couldn't fit between the father and mother mole. So he wailed " All I smell is molasses!"

It was time to name Canada

All the 4 founding hosiers were sitting around and no one could agree on a name. They finally decided to put a bunch of letters in a hat and 3 people would draw one out at a time while the last transcribed the name.
The first guy drew and read, "C, eh?"
The next drew, "N, eh?"
Finally the last maple head drew and said, "D, eh?"

I smell maple syrup!

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is . . . . .
molasses."

If you scratch and sniff a Canadian dollar, you can smell maple syrup

If you scratch and sniff an American dollar, you can smell a stripper's p**... hair

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I smell is MOLASSES!"

"911, what's your emergency?"

Drunk r**..., "Send help, my buddy just fell and hit his head on the sidewalk. He's bleed'n like a stuck hog!"
911, "Okay sir, what's your location?"
Drunk r**..., "We're at the corner of Sycamore and Vine."
911, "Okay sir, I'm going to need you to spell that for me. "
Drunk r**..., "Si.....Sy...ah! screw it! I'll drag him on down to Maple you can pick him up there!"

The Enterprise-D had just accomplished a major Starfleet mission, so the crew went to celebrate at Ten Forward. Captain Picard and Chief O'Brien were chosen to give the toasts.

First O'Brien gave his toast; "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live."
Next Picard gave his toast; "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup."
The bartender, Guinan, admired O'Brien's toast, but was absolutely confused by Picard's.
So O'Brien explained, "As you all know, I'm from Ireland, so I gave a traditional Irish toast."
And Picard explained, "And as you all know, I'm from France..."

Maple joke, The Enterprise-D had just accomplished a major Starfleet mission, so the crew went to celebrate at T

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