Mao Jokes
45 mao jokes and hilarious mao puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mao that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mao Short Jokes
Short mao jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mao humour may include short kitten jokes also.
- One day in 1960's China... Mao told his chief of police to send 10,000 intellectuals and a clown to rural exile. The police chief asked "Why the clown?" Mao laughed and said "That's the spirit!"
- What do we want? A Chinese dictator! When do we want it? Mao!
- What did the Chinese, anti-imperialist cat say? Mao
- What do you call a communist cat? Mao
- What's a cat's favorite dictator? Mao
- I don't know how the Chinese fell for Mao and the communist party I mean, there were a freakin ton of red flags.
- Robespierre, Trotsky, and Mao walk into a bar. There are no survivors.
- I asked my cat "Who is your favorite President of China?" According to her it's Mao.
- What Sound Does a Chinese Cat Make? "Mao."
- What is every cats favourite Dictator? Mao.
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Mao One Liners
Which mao one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mao? I can suggest the ones about communist and meow.
- I think my cats are communists They expect free food and keep talking about Mao.
- I think my cat is a communist. When I say "Who is a good boy!" He says "Mao".
- Mao Zedong once said that there are only two genders. Male and abortion.
- I think my cat's a communist... He won't shut up about Mao
- I told my cat all about Chairman Mao this morning Now she won't shut up about him!
- What did the communist cat say? Mao
- I think my cat is a communist. He keeps saying "Mao"
- I asked my kitten who her favorite Chinese communist was. She said "Mao".
- all cats are communist they just wont stop talking about mao.
- what does a communist cat say? Mao
- I think my cat might be a communist... Mao...Mao...Mao...Mao...
- I think my cat is a communist She won't stop saying Mao
- What do cats in China say? Mao
- Guys, I think my cat is a communist! He won't stop talking about Mao!
- I think my cat's a communist. He always talks about Mao.
Mao Zedong Jokes
Here is a list of funny mao zedong jokes and even better mao zedong puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Apparently Mao Zedong was a champion long jumper Everyone else was starving
- Pentagon server hacked! 1 000 000 000 Chinese entered "Mao Zedong" as password
The server agreed that the password is "Mao Zedong"
- Some Americans use Magnum condoms for their Magnum dongs Whereas Chinese use their Mao Zecondoms for their Mao Zedongs
- It is a little known fact that Mao Zedong was shot by a s**... in a crowd. The s**... was arrested on charges of n**.... He had taken out Zedong in public.
Comical & Quirky Mao Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about mao you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mao pranks.
A man has a booth at a fair with a talking cat...
A woman walks up and asks, "Can your cat really talk?"
The man turns to the cat and asks, "Which leader is attributed to the most deaths in human history?"
The cat says, "Mao."
The woman, who is annoyed by this ruse, walks away.
The cat turns to the man and asks, "Should I have said Genghis Khan?"
TIL: During the 1960s, it was i**... for the Chinese people to sit on a sofa.
Because Mao was more of a chair man.
Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak.
he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.