Manuscript Jokes
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An unpublished manuscript of Hemingway's last novel has been discovered. It's about a man in his seventies trying to learn programming.
The Old Man and the C.
The monks were in the monastery copying those beautiful illuminated manuscripts.
One young monk suggested that, since they'd been copying copies, it might be time to go back to the original and make sure that their copies were correct. The abbot agreed and sent the monk down into the cellar to examine the original. The monk was gone for a long time, and finally the abbot went to look for him. He found the monk in tears and asked what was wrong. Through his tears, the monk blurted out, The word was celebrate!
I accidentally deleted the manuscript of my book '1000 Ways to Cure an Itch'
It looks like I'll have to start from scratch
I'm trying to build interest for my new children's book
It's about a v**... whose tail hurts, and each page after the introduction is a new animal trying to help her heal or deal with the pain. Sadly, every publisher I've contacted has rejected the manuscript outright.
I'm not giving up, though. "For Fox' ache" will find it's audience someday.
Oscar Wilde walks into a bar with a large manuscript under his arm...
The bartender asks, "Why the long farce?"
My girlfriend is writing a book on contemporary feminist literature, and she let me read the manuscript
And I got to tell you, it's— it's pretty good for a girl.
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