The Best 7 Manuscript Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Manuscript jokes. There are some manuscript editor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these manuscript ancient puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Manuscript Jokes and Puns

I accidentally deleted the manuscript of my book '1000 Ways to Cure an Itch'

It looks like I'll have to start from scratch

I'm trying to build interest for my new children's book

It's about a vixen whose tail hurts, and each page after the introduction is a new animal trying to help her heal or deal with the pain. Sadly, every publisher I've contacted has rejected the manuscript outright.

I'm not giving up, though. "For Fox' ache" will find it's audience someday.

Oscar Wilde walks into a bar with a large manuscript under his arm...

The bartender asks, "Why the long farce?"

My girlfriend is writing a book on contemporary feminist literature, and she let me read the manuscript

And I got to tell you, it'sā€” it's pretty good for a girl.

I'm editting my manuscript on dog languages...

it's a ruff draft.


I recently got hired at a publishing company.

The first assignment I got today was adapting a thousand-page manuscript into a five-page short story.

It wasn't easy to make a long story short.

A recently discovered European WWII era manuscript tells the story of a young Jewish girl who often had liquidy bowel movements.

It's called *"The Diarrhea of Anne Frank."*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the manuscript abbot jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working manuscript publish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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