Manufacturing Engineer Jokes
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Sven and Ole joke (do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines)
Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. At the unemployment office, Sven was asked what position he held at the factory, he replied Ya, well I sew women's underpants. He was told to go to the next line to claim his unemployment check.
Ole was asked the same question, to which he replied Diesel fitter. He too was told to go to the next line to get his unemployment check.
After Sven and Ole collected their checks, they compared them outside. Ole's check was twice as much, which made Sven furious. He stormed back inside and asked to talk with a manager. He demanded to know why his check was half of what Ole's was. The manager told him, Well, you were a tailor, your friend Ole has a specialty in engine repair.
Sven's anger was boiling over. He loudly told them, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I sew the underpants and put them in a pile, Ole holds them up and says Ya, diesel fitter. What has that got to do with engines?
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I bought one of those new robot s**... dolls
but it was unwilling to have s**... with me. So I called the manufacturer and they said they'd have her fixed before I came back from my job.
After a long day, I came home to find the engineer having s**... with my robot. I asked what was happening and the robot said The engineer knew how to turn me on .
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Did you know that America auto manufacturers name their cars on the assembly line?
Yours should say Check Engine under the speedometer.
Mary has a Master's degree in physical science. Each day, she asks, "Why does this work?"
Kevin has a Master's degree in mechanical engineering. Each day, he asks, "How does this work?"
Jack has a Master's degree in economics. Each day, he asks, "How much does this cost to manufacture?"
Joe has a Master's degree in chemistry. Each day, he asks, "Could this be hazardous to the enviroment?"
Anna has a Master's degree in liberal arts. Each day, she asks, "Would you like fries with your cheeseburger?"
manager told me this one at dinner last weekend
Working in the field of engineering, things can get pretty dull...so here it goes.
There once was a man, lets call him John, who applied for a position at Tyco to manufacture Tickle-me Elmos. He figured he would make the cut as he knew the hiring manager. John landed the job and was told he'd be needed right away.
John reports to duty the next day and is immediately greeted by a man storming out of the building who obviously just got fired. On his way out he tells the John "Watch out, sales are down...you might be next."
Once John reports to his manager(friend), he inquires about sales being down to which the manager responds, "Yes indeed, sales are down because quality has depreciated." John asks why and the manager says, "People aren't testing the Elmo dolls seriously, you need two test tickles not just one"
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