Manuel Jokes
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Funniest Manuel Short Jokes
Short manuel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The manuel humour may include short manual jokes also.
- - Manuel, is your car automatic? \- It's manual.
\- oh sorry... Manual, is your car automatic? - What's the difference between England and America? In England, you drive manual. In America, Manuel drives you.
- My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce "I'm going to disappear on the count of three." He then counts "Uno, dos..." then vanishes without a tres.
- Manuel Avila vs Rolly Lunas live.. stream.. watch.. Avila vs Lunas online.. game.. 1.. free..
- So I'm going to start a business offering landscaping, painting, moving and other handy man services called Manuel labor
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Manuel One Liners
Which manuel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with manuel? I can suggest the ones about labour and .
- What do you call a healthy Hispanic man? Manuel
- What car transmission do Mexicans use? Manuel.
- What do you call a Spanish guy who just left hospital Manuel
- What do you call a Mexican dude who helps you assemble stuff? Manuel
- Lin-Manuel Miranda is a great musician He's made a few good Hamil-tunes
- What do criminal courts in Spain call community service? Manuel labor
- How do you know if a car is Spanish? The gearbox is "Manuel".
- 56% of Brazil is Covered In Rainforest The rest is covered by Manuel Neuer
- It's every little boys dream to score in the World Cup Even Manuel Neuer's
- Why should I marry Manuel Neuer? Because he's a *keeper*
- A mexican fixed my deck today... I guess you can call it Manuel labor.
- If I want to check instructions and it's in Spanish, .. .. am I checking a Manuel?
- What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work? Manuel labour.
- What do you call a know-it-all Mexican? A Solution Manuel
Unearthly Funniest Manuel Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about manuel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make manuel pranks.
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p**... Stitcher VS Diesel Fitter
Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Manuel answered, "p**... Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton p**...."
The clerk looked up p**... Stitcher. Finding it classified as "unskilled labor," she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week.
When Manuel found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "p**... stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor"
"What skill?!" yelled Manuel. "I sew the elastic on da p**..., Pedro puts dem over his head and says: 'Yeah, diesel fitter.'"
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Our Mexican friend is a w**... when it comes to assembling IKEA furniture.
He is our instruction Manuel.
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What do you call a Hispanic guy's quest to get gender reassignment surgery?
Manuel Trans Mission
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Im going to start a handyman business that employs i**... for odd jobs...
I'm going to call it Manuel Labor.
My friend Manuel mailed a bush to my brother, and my brother mailed it back to him.
So then Manuel mailed the bush to some of his other friends, but each one sent it back. When he mailed it to me, I asked him why he keeps doing that. He told me that this shrub has Manny reposts.
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Why did the Spanish guy never find a job satisfying?
Everything he did felt like Manuel Labour.
Bonus alt: He was always felt like the Manuel Juan.
