Manual Car Jokes
21 manual car jokes and hilarious manual car puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about manual car that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Manual Car Short Jokes
Short manual car jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The manual car humour may include short manual transmission jokes also.
- The manual in my car says that I shouldn't turn the stereo volume to the maximum. That's....sound advice.
- My son told me, The car manual says that I shouldn't turn the stereo up to full volume. I said, That's.... sound advice.
- - Manuel, is your car automatic? \- It's manual.
\- oh sorry... Manual, is your car automatic? - "Having my owner carjacked was bad enough." said one car to the other. "But you know what really grinds my gears?" The idiot didn't know how to drive a manual transmission!
- What is the difference between a manual-transmission car and an italian tank? One has 6 gears and 1 reverse gear, the other has 6 reverse gears and 1 forward gear
- Important note Important note from a car manual:
Backing rapidly at a tree significantly reduces your trunk space. - A Mexican man is approached by a car mechanic while dropping off his car and is asked for the owner's manual. The man, in a heavy Mexican accent, replies: "Well I'm the owner, and it's manual!"
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Manual Car One Liners
Which manual car one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with manual car? I can suggest the ones about manual and automobile.
- Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars? They were afraid of Stalin'
- What kind of car did Jesus drive? a manual.
- Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission? Because she prefers to drive stick!
- Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car? I thought they only drive automatic
- Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual? Because they want the D.
- What do you call an automatic car that wants to be a manual? A car with t**... problems
Happy Manual Car Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about manual car you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean used car jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make manual car pranks.
Husband: I lost my wife says to Inspector
Husband: I lost my wife; she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector: what is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or Healthy?
Husband: Not Slim can be healthy.
Inspector: color of eyes?
Husband: Never Notice.
Inspector: color of hair?
Husband: Changes According to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: yes.
Inspector: Color of the car? ...
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 2.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door….an then the Husband started crying…
Inspector: Don not worry sir,… we will find your car.
Missing wife
A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.
Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy.
Inspector : -Color of eyes?
Husband : -Never noticed.
Inspector : -Color of hair?
Husband : -Changes according to season.
Inspector : -What was she wearing?
Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit.
Inspector : -Was she driving?
Husband : -Yes.
Inspector : -Color of the car?
Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: -Don't worry sir,...We will find your car.
Missing report
A husband went to the police station to file a missing report
Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.
Officer: -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Officer: -Slim or healthy?
Husband: -Not slim, but probably healthy.
Officer: -Color of eyes?
Husband : -Never noticed.
Officer : -Color of hair?
Husband : -Changes according to season.
Officer : -What was she wearing?
Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit.
Officer : -Was she driving?
Husband : -Yes.
Officer : -Color of the car?
Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and then the husband started
crying...