mantra Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious mantra puns

On her wedding day...

Your soon-to-be wife is focused on three things: the aisle, the altar, and you. That then becomes her lifelong mantra.

Aisle altar you.


The mantra to a successful relationship

find someone who likes the same thermostat setting as you do.


There was an indecisive buddha...

...his mantra was 'ummmm'


What mantra do Hindus initiate on the 25th of December?

Hari Kristmas.


Why was the motivational speaker a failure in Ethiopia?

His mantra was "Stay Hungry"


What is the magic mantra for reaching God?



I don't smoke dope, I don't drink burboun, all I wanna do is shake my turban!

My new mantra...


Don't forget the 3 most important factors in choosing the right words for a ubiquitous real estate mantra:

Locution, locution, locution.

*twitter: @chippedbeef*


There is a mantra that makes you forget the last thing you said...

...but no one can remember it.


What are the most funny Mantra jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Mantra? Well, here are the best Mantra dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Mantra pick up lines to share with friends.


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