The Best 5 Mantle Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mantle jokes. There are some mantle brady jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mantle wagner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mantle Jokes and Puns

After all these years I was finally able to hang my brother

s stocking on the mantle! Happy Holidays!

After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle.

He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.

Mickey Mantle knew 2 things.

Mickey Mantle knew 2 things.

Drinking, and how to play drunk baseball.

A friend of mine killed a lion on a safari....

...and instead of hanging the head on a mantle he hung its behind. He asked me what I think and I replied "I think it's a catastrophe."

When the earth quakes,

is it suffering from mantle disorder?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mantle coat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mantle tectonic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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