The Best 8 Mantises Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mantises jokes. There are some mantises zoolander jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mantises pray puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mantises Jokes and Puns

Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.

They're in sects.

If the mantises are always praying, what is their religion?

It varies, they're all in sects.

Why do praying mantises pray?

Because they are in sects.

Male preying mantises when mating season starts: finally!

Male preying mantises after mating season:

Female praying mantises bite the male's head off after sex.

My wife does that every other time but sex.


Why are Praying Mantises the worst at oral sex?

Only the males give head.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Why are the mantises so powerful in combat?

Because they pray.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mantises bravest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mantises byebye piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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