The Best 9 Mansions Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mansions jokes. There are some mansions house jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mansions rooms puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mansions Jokes and Puns

Double Genie

A man comes across a magical lamp with a genie inside who grants him 3 wishes. The only stipulation is that whatever he wishes for, his ex-wife gets double.

The man says, "I wish for a million dollars." The genie replies, "It is done. Your ex-wife gets 2 million."

The man says, "I wish for a mansion." The genie replies, "It is done. your ex-wife now has 2 mansions."

The man says, "For my last wish... I wish you would beat me half to death."

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure.

He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.

The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double."

The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion."

The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions.

The man said "I would like a million dollars."

The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars.

Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."

A man finds a genie

The genie says " I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you receive, your ex wife will get twice as much"
"That's alright" says the man. "I want 10 Million Dollars" the man says. "Ok, now your ex wife has 20 million". "I want a mansion." "Ok now your ex wife has two mansions."
"What will be your third wish? Think Carefully!" Says the genie.
The man ponders for a while and finally responds. "I want you to take this crowbar, and beat me half to death with it."

Mansions joke, A man finds a genie

A genie grants a man three wishes ... "Whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double"

" What is your first wish?" Asked the genie.
"I wish for $10 million." Said the man.
" Okay, your ex-wife gets $20 million. Next?"
" Okay, I wish for a mansion."
"Done, your ex now has 2 mansions. What is your final wish?"
The man pauses to think carefully.
"I wish for you to beat me half to death."

Credit - Russell Peters

Two Monks

Two Monks attempted to sell flowers outside the Playboy mansion yesterday. Despite the best attempts of the mansions security, the monks could not be forced from the grounds. It wasn't until the owner of the mansion himself arrived, that the friars left. It just goes to show:

that only Hue can stop florist friars.


A genie appears infront of a man...

And tells him that he can have 3 wishes, but his ex wife will get double anything he asks for.

The man thinks and says "I wish for a trillion dollars"

"It is done. Now your ex also has 2 trillion dollars."

"I wish for the biggest mansion in the world with everything that comes with it, servants, helicopters, the works"

"It is done. Your ex now also has 2 mansions."

The man nods his head and then says "I wish I was beaten half to death"

A man is granted three wishes.

The Genie tells him that whatever he wishes for, his wife will receive 2x of.

The man's first wish is $3B, so his ex-wife gets $6B.

The man's second wish is a mansion, so his ex-wife gets two mansions.

For the man's third and final wish, he tells the Genie "Here's a baseball bat, beat me half to death."

Mansions joke, A man is granted three wishes.

A man finds a Genie in a bottle

The genie says everything he gets his wife gets double

First he asks for 1 million dollars his wife gets 2 million

Then he asks for a billion dollar mansion his wife gets 2 billion dollar mansions

Lastly he asks to get beat half to death

Mexican drug lords now have ig and keep posting selfies with stacks of money, mansions and yachts. I think the army...

could really learn something from that recruitment campaign.

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We suggest to use only working mansions palace piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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