Manor Jokes
9 manor jokes and hilarious manor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about manor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is about the Manor Jokes found in the mysterious Bly Manor on the old Wayne estate. Read to learn about the eerie crooks that seem to lurk around the corner in this purportedly haunted manor.
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What is a good manor joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I recently quit my job as a butler at a stately home.
I refuse to be ordered around in that manor.
Staying at a house that talks.
In a manor of speaking.
What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor?
He was Robin.
There is one manor difference between Iraq and Iran
In Iran, everyone's afraid of spiders.
Iraq: no phobia.
Got this one from my dad, so I don't know if it's legible lol. I just thought I'd put it here.
A man's home is his castle!
...in a manor of speaking
What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?
A timely manor.
What do the elderly lord, lady and butler all have in common?
They all died in the same manor.
My friend asked for a microwave
So i waved at him in a very gentle and subtle manor
An English Lord of the Manor returned home early from his grouse shoot to find his wife having s**... in bed with his best friend, the local MP.
'How could you, Miranda?' he cried. 'After everything I've done for you. I've given you this beautiful house, I've always provided you with the most expensive clothes and jewels, I bought you a Ferrari for your birthday, I've tried to be a kind husband, and this is how you repay me!'
Hearing this, the wife burst into tears.
The Lord then turned to the MP: 'And as for you, Reggie, you might at least have the decency to stop while I'm talking!'
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