The Best 13 Manny Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Manny jokes. There are some manny giggle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these manny payday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Manny Jokes and Puns

I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights...

The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.

Why does Manny Pacquiao hate Spring so much?

Because of May weather.

My prediction for the fight.

I predict Mayweather with a massive right hook and an uppercut to finish it. Then once he's done practicing on his girlfriend, he will lose on points to Manny.

Manny joke, My prediction for the fight.

Hey girl, are you a cage match with heavyweight champion Manny Pacquiao?

Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.

TIL Tom Petty had a brother that owned his own nail salon

Manny Petty


How manny adhd kids does it take to put in a light bulb?

I dunno wanna ride bikes?

My friend Manuel mailed a bush to my brother, and my brother mailed it back to him.

So then Manuel mailed the bush to some of his other friends, but each one sent it back. When he mailed it to me, I asked him why he keeps doing that. He told me that this shrub has Manny reposts.

Manny joke, My friend Manuel mailed a bush to my brother, and my brother mailed it back to him.

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

The immigration march can be summed up like this ...

Manny will come but Juan may enter.

I am dating a former Sears model

Her name is Manny Quinn.

Our lead programmer is Mexican, she recently gave birth

To a set of conjoined twins. It was a Juan to Manny join.

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Manny: How am I supposed to believe you? What's your source?

Google...first link.

What do you get when you put a hugs, illiteracy, running shoes, and money altogether?

The douche bag Manny Pacquiao shouldn't have lost to.

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