Mannequin Jokes
34 mannequin jokes and hilarious mannequin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mannequin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mannequin Short Jokes
Short mannequin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mannequin humour may include short figurine jokes also.
- I just bumped into a mannequin and said sorry. Then I said "Oh I thought you were a person". Then I realized I was still talking to a mannequin...
- I love taking long walks on the beach with my girlfriend.... Until the acid wears off and I realize I am just dragging a mannequin through the parking garage.
- I took my mannequin to the shop to have some parts replaced... They charged me an arm and a leg!
- I used to go into shopping centres and rotate the body parts of the mannequins... I don't think everyone noticed, but I certainly turned a few heads.
- My clothing store is using a life sized Darth Vader figurine to model their clothing line I, for one, really enjoy mannequin skywalker
- A cargo ship carrying a shipment of mannequins sunk to the ocean floor It was one thousand legs under the sea.
- Hey, did you hear about the blonde girl who choked on a piece of plastic? She said that mannequin was one smooth talker.
- A uniform company sent President Trump a dressed mannequin with no legs. They heard Trump had issues with people taking the knees.
- I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his friends because he was so clothes minded!
- I Like Long Walks on the Beach until the l**... wears off and it turns out I'm dragging a mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot
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Mannequin One Liners
Which mannequin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mannequin? I can suggest the ones about dolls and statue.
- The people of Pompeii... Mannequin challenge champions since 79AD.
- Did you hear about the mannequin given a key to the city? He was a model citizen.
- What do you call a convention for mannequins? A mannecon.
- My wife is a one-legged mannequin I just can't stand her.
- Do you ever look at a mannequin and think, Her head looks a bit off
- Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge? In a morgue.
- What does a Russian fashion designer call people from the United States? A mannequin.
- Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes.
- What for you call a motivated mannequin? Mannecan
- A school shooters favorite viral challenge The mannequin challenge
- My wife and I Used to do the Mannequin challenge... Or as she called it... s**...
- A mannequin in the store fell over and broke the glass panel.. What a d**....
- What do you say when a mannequin sneezes? Shut up, d**....
- [OC] Where do you put the mannequin in a s**... shop? Innuendo.
![Mannequin joke, [OC] Where do you put the mannequin in a s**... shop?](/images/jokes/mannequin-jokes-the-people-of-pompeiin-n-mannequin-challenge-champ.jpg "Mannequin joke, [OC] Where do you put the mannequin in a s**... shop?")
Silly & Ridiculous Mannequin Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about mannequin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inanimate object jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mannequin pranks.
When little Johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand in a mannequin's pants.
His is mom said, No little Johnny there is teeth in there that will bite off your hand.
Years later he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out and she said, Why don't you ever stick your hand in my pants?
Johnny said, Oh my mom says there' s teeth that will bite off my hand in there.
She said, No there isn't just look
Little Johnny looks and says, Well no wonder there isn't any teeth by the way them gums look.
The Great Cow Escape
A group of cows who were no longer producing the required amount of milk were scheduled to be butchered. They had a long discussion the night before, and decided to try an escape. They used cow mannequins to fool the farmer and snuck out successfully. It was an elaborate plan filled with bravery and heroism. Proving true, once again, that drastic times call for plastic heifers.
