The Best 21 Mannequin Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mannequin jokes. There are some mannequin toothpaste jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mannequin model puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mannequin Jokes and Puns

The people of Pompeii...

Mannequin challenge champions since 79AD.

I just bumped into a mannequin and said sorry. Then I said "Oh I thought you were a person".

Then I realized I was still talking to a mannequin...

I love taking long walks on the beach with my girlfriend....

Until the acid wears off and I realize I am just dragging a mannequin through the parking garage.

Mannequin joke, I love taking long walks on the beach with my girlfriend....

Did you hear about the mannequin given a key to the city?

He was a model citizen.

(NSFW) My wife was doing the mannequin challenge way before it got popular.

She only does it when we have sex though.


I Like Long Walks on the Beach

until the LSD wears off and it turns out I'm dragging a mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot

My wife is a one-legged mannequin

I just can't stand her.

Mannequin joke, My wife is a one-legged mannequin

Do you ever look at a mannequin and think,

Her head looks a bit off

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

My wife and I Used to do the Mannequin challenge...

Or as she called it... Sex

Hey, did you hear about the blonde girl who choked on a piece of plastic?

She said that mannequin was one smooth talker.

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Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet?

In bent-toe boxes.

What does a Russian fashion designer call people from the United States?

A mannequin.

A uniform company sent President Trump a dressed mannequin with no legs.

They heard Trump had issues with people taking the knees.

What for you call a motivated mannequin?

Mannecan

A mannequin in the store fell over and broke the glass panel..

What a dummy.

Mannequin joke, A mannequin in the store fell over and broke the glass panel..

I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend

Until the LSD wears off and I'm actually dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park

A girl once told me that I have the body of a mannequin.

It's very flattering until you realize that mannequins don't have dicks.

Found this on a dating site....

I enjoy long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Macy's parking lot.


A school shooters favorite viral challenge

The mannequin challenge

I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend.

Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.

Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.

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