Mannequin Jokes

Funniest Mannequin Short Jokes

Short mannequin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mannequin humour may include short figurine jokes also.

1. I just bumped into a mannequin and said sorry. Then I said "Oh I thought you were a person". Then I realized I was still talking to a mannequin...
2. I love taking long walks on the beach with my girlfriend.... Until the acid wears off and I realize I am just dragging a mannequin through the parking garage.
3. I took my mannequin to the shop to have some parts replaced... They charged me an arm and a leg!
4. My clothing store is using a life sized Darth Vader figurine to model their clothing line I, for one, really enjoy mannequin skywalker
5. A cargo ship carrying a shipment of mannequins sunk to the ocean floor It was one thousand legs under the sea.
6. Hey, did you hear about the blonde girl who choked on a piece of plastic? She said that mannequin was one smooth talker.
7. A uniform company sent President Trump a dressed mannequin with no legs. They heard Trump had issues with people taking the knees.
8. I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his friends because he was so clothes minded!

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Mannequin One Liners

Which mannequin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mannequin? I can suggest the ones about statue and inanimate object.

1. The people of Pompeii... Mannequin challenge champions since 79AD.
2. Did you hear about the mannequin given a key to the city? He was a model citizen.
3. What do you call a convention for mannequins? A mannecon.
4. Do you ever look at a mannequin and think, Her head looks a bit off
5. Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge? In a morgue.
6. What does a Russian fashion designer call people from the United States? A mannequin.
7. Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes.
8. What for you call a motivated mannequin? Mannecan
9. A school shooters favorite viral challenge The mannequin challenge
10. My wife and I Used to do the Mannequin challenge... Or as she called it... s**...
11. A mannequin in the store fell over and broke the glass panel.. What a d**....
12. What do you say when a mannequin sneezes? Shut up, d**....
13. [OC] Where do you put the mannequin in a s**... shop? Innuendo.

Silly & Ridiculous Mannequin Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about mannequin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stick man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mannequin pranks.