Manned Mission Jokes
16 manned mission jokes and hilarious manned mission puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about manned mission that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Manned Mission Short Jokes
Short manned mission jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The manned mission humour may include short manned airplane jokes also.
- The entire crew of the first manned mission to jupiter died upon reaching the planet... I guess nobody quite understood the gravity of the situation.
- A guy interviews a man on the street Low Gas Prices or Protect Trans-Rights?
Low Gas Prices
Why?
Because It's better for the Trans-mission - On a manned mission to a gas giant, what would be the most important thing to say? "Excuse me".
- Your partner for this mission is the man you'll need in the unlikely event things go badly. Justin Case
- Man, my Grandfather was such a great pilot. He returned from almost 15 Kamikaze missions! God bless him
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Manned Mission One Liners
Which manned mission one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with manned mission? I can suggest the ones about mission and space launch.
- Mexico is sending a man to the moon! its a Juan man mission
- What did the group of friends say to the gay man? Tango Down. Mission Accomplished.
Hilarious Manned Mission Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about manned mission you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean expedition jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make manned mission pranks.
RIP Neil Armstrong
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "o**... s**...? o**... s**... you want? You'll get o**... s**... when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's s**.... They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, s**... Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!
The Sun Mission
Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!
A reporter said - "But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?"
There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered "We will land at night". The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause !
Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV. When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered - "What an idiot. There is no sun at night time !"
Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause !!
The Polish government is planning a manned space mission to the sun
When asked if they are afraid the mission will end in disaster, they responded, no, we are not worried, we are going at night .
(Credit the late great norm mcdonald)
Polish Space Program
The polish space program recently revealed to the UN that they were preparing to attempt the first manned space mission to the surface of the sun. When asked how they were going to accomplish this feat they answered, "We are going at night".
CIA Test gone horribly wrong
Three CIA agents, two male and one female, were called in for a briefing. An agent was needed to go on a top secret mission and that agent could have nothing but absolute loyalty to the goal.
"To test that absolute loyalty," said the director, "we have put your spouses in the other room. Take this gun and shoot your spouse."
The first man went into the room and came out almost immediately. "I can't do it."
The second man went in and there was about 5 minutes of silence and then he too came out. "I can't do it."
The woman took the gun and went into the room. There was a pause. And a shot. Then another and another. Three more rang out. Then there was a loud c**... from the room. The woman emerged pushing back her hair. " The darn gun was full of blanks so I killed him with the chair!"
a joke from the war
a man is flying a combat mission over Europe. He gets shot down and has to bail out. He breaks both his legs, is captured by Germans, then taken to a POW camp.
The first week they have to amputate his right leg. He asks one of them "After you're done, can you have one of your pilots fly my leg over my base in England and drop it there?", so they do it.
The next week they have to cut off his other leg. And he asks them again "Could you please have someone drop this off over my base in England?", and they do it!
The third week, the have to cut off his arm, so he asks them again. This time, the german says "Nein! Dis ve can't do anymore!" And he asks "Why not?". And the german says "Ve think yoo are trying to escape!"