Manned Jokes
4 manned jokes and hilarious manned puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about manned that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Playful Manned Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What is a good manned joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's s**.... They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, s**... Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!
The Polish government is planning a manned space mission to the sun
When asked if they are afraid the mission will end in disaster, they responded, no, we are not worried, we are going at night .
(Credit the late great norm mcdonald)
The entire crew of the first manned mission to jupiter died upon reaching the planet...
I guess nobody quite understood the gravity of the situation.
Polish Space Program
The polish space program recently revealed to the UN that they were preparing to attempt the first manned space mission to the surface of the sun. When asked how they were going to accomplish this feat they answered, "We are going at night".
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